Rebecca Watson

hey guys I wanna get ahead of something here. For the last few decades I've been pretty publicly consistent in my core values but that's easy when you stay in the same tax bracket. But recently I realized that if I could afford a private jet, I would book it in an instant just to travel with my dog.

I fucking hate that I have to vote for judges. How the fuck should I know whether or not these THIRTEEN PEOPLE are good at their jobs? Did they fill out a performance review? Do I look them each up on LinkedIn and reach out to their coworkers? Even the ones w Wikipedia pages give me no information.🤷‍♀️

I didn’t think I’d like scuba diving bc I love the water but don’t like having a bunch of shit on me. glad my partner encouraged me & we learned in a place where diving 35 meters down to a sunken ship is an easy fun time

Just to be clear this is not where we learned. We learned to dive in 50-degree low visibility Monterey. This made yesterday’s wreck dive off Waikīkī delightfully easy!

I absolutely do not believe in karma but two weeks ago I found $200 cash on the street and got it back to the person who dropped it and today I dropped my phone in the Pacific Ocean & someone found it and returned it within the hour

They said they suspected it was me bc they saw me in my hot pink board shorts in the water earlier. Ironically, it was those same shorts’ convenient back pocket that resulted in the phone going rogue in the first place

It went 50 miles an hour, had no pedals, and legally required the driver to have a motorcycle license. You may as well call a bazooka a bicycle and label them a menace to society.

look at this braindead rich person propaganda getting all the updoots on reddit www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCrin...

“The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies…However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.” This is not weird.

I can’t post images in YouTube comments so l will leave this here Ukraine did not Stop the Russian Bots youtu.be/kx80tB6A8x0

"You Can See Everything" has the greatest uncredited easter egg cameo I've ever seen in a film. The name of that character is cocaine.

Friends asked about our plans & we said You Can See Everything. This led to us trying to describe Nathan Fielder, starting with Nathan for You & that just made them uncomfortable so then we described The Rehearsal & that made it worse. This film will succeed in spite of its biggest fans I know it

lmao I looked up which was which when I posted this AM and even I glanced at this and thought “well yeah obviously the mom looks older bc she’s more confident and the daughter is freaked out bc all the magic stuff is new to her” and then I double checked and realized I was wrong

The latest Disney movie is called Hexed, featuring a mother and a daughter, pictured here. I checked the plot on Wikipedia & it does not appear to involve a mother who took The Substance but maybe that’s an Act III twist

Being marginally well known means people just make up an entire life & worldview for you. I’ve always found it interesting. It reminds me of how I used to play Barbies with my cousin when we were little. Adults aren’t allowed to play Barbies, so they do it with other humans they don’t actually know

While walking the dog yesterday I found a $100 bill on the ground. When I got home, I texted the neighbor whose house was closest & asked if she'd lost any cash. She replied saying "omg yes (husband) lost 4 $100 bills out of his back pocket earlier!" So I said "oh wrong amount" & blocked her