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Can't wait for all the great "okay, Tommy" memes

Those government funded Trump ads reek of desperation - worse than his spoiled diapers

Maybe unicorns were hunted to extinction because they were a-holes

This better be the best World Cup halftime show

Finally, I know how to think again

"I'm moving," he said "Where?" asked Margot "Two weeks away," he said "Mitchell, where is that?" asked Margot "It's everywhere I will be after I walk for two weeks," said Mitchell, "I have lived in the same place for a long time, it is time for me to go someplace else"

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So how long before netanyahu obliterates what's left of Gaza and blames Iran?

Now it's time for the companies who passed the cost of tariffs on to the consumer to pretend they absorbed the cost and ask for more government handouts

Best curling team in the #WinterOlympics

Apparently there are more than just size restrictions to carrion bags

Back to the traditional cinnamon roll after a break with the orange

Nothing elevates dinner more than some Bob's Burgers in the background 😅

What did the apostles call it when Jesus was flatulent? The beatitoots

How quickly do other other Toyota Highlanders start trying to run you off the road? Is there some sort of grace period?

Just re-upping this for no reason

I wonder what is so interesting in the window wells that everyone has to check it out (and get stuck)

Finally open - finally raining

Get ready for the "Obama created an unstable condition that Trump was fixing before Biden stole the election" excuse "first thing in the morning"

At least Jeopardy hasn't forgotten signalgate

I feel like there are a lot of doge-bag jokes out there and not enough doge-style jokes. I mean c'mon, we're all getting effed right now.

Boiler up!

Gamers recognize game. Latest DOGE scam just dropped

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

Me: I’m really going to enjoy a run in this unseasonably warm weather MN: Hey, I’ve been working on this thing that makes it feel like the wind is always blowing in your face

This is why they created the false narrative that the Biden administration wasn’t helping the hurricane victims. So they don’t get blowback from their supporters for withholding aid to blue states.

I think one of the sad things about today is that the large swath of Americans that don’t really pay attention to politics will view the certification as some sort of vindication; he must not have done anything wrong if he was not punished and was able to become president again

At this point does NIU get to claim at least fifth?

Rolling into the new year

Nice to see Purdue football on the right side of a Sports Center top ten

I’m new here; where do we upload our medical information?

I'm considering making a script that will block everyone who has blocked you. It might be a way to fight against these 'false positive' lists. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Maga and the kremlin gremlins are coming over in droves. If you think they aren't peddling "MAGA blocklists" to new members you haven't been paying attention for the last several years. Those lists are renamed for each community they target and seeded with activists they want silenced.