Andrew Cooper

used to be stupid old people cruises and pensions and shit but apparently now that cunt is in fucking saga magazine.

Loving the look of this 60s Dutch fan heater

Went to Tesco (yes I’m slumming it). Wasn’t allowed in as I was wearing a poppy. When I did get to the shelves they were bare (thanks Wes Streeting). Finally got to cashier who cupping her hand over her mouth said," there is only one person capable of fixing this, Liz Truss.”🤪

“That’s no creepy doll,” we hear you say, and you’d be correct. The creepy doll steals your mum’s big pants.

Finally the quality controller has turned up to inspect the new cat sofa..

I'm not certain quite how useful Hikoki s Reactive Force Control is really.

I assure you, Bluesky has FOURTEEN kinds of users:

Annie’s written a poem called Gardener, which means so must I. His name is unknown But they call him The Gardener He does monstrous tasks For a monstrous fee. He makes problems disappear But he blotted his copybook in that Africa business But he’ll also come along And cut your lawn if you want.

That is an amazing comeback from Bob #mastermind1977

He's no Fred Housego #mastermind1977

She's a bit quiet for a teacher #mastermind1977

Combovers at the ready #ComboverHour #Mastermind1977

What an odd way of putting it. They are actually Cats Protection Christmas cards.

I swear my cat has Naomi Campbell's legs.

Greetings and good morning it’s the Mo-day farm rush hour with Billy

I don’t have a new anniversary for today, so happy 11th birthday to the comprehensive history of the adjustable spanner

Pete’s worried that we’re going to heed government warnings by stocking up on a spare cat

Sagittarius: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a vendetta.

Help! Does anyone know how to remove the shade?

youtu.be/pM1qZBFiOLU?... THE YARDBIRDS 'Heart Full Of Soul'

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Coogie is 1 year old, gray & white, and has been waiting 123 days for absolutely no good reason. She’s young, she’s lovely, she’s ready. Come get her. 🩶 #Tucson #AdoptDontShop #WhiskersNWishes

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The London County Council’s Strand Underpass, opened in 1964 and created through the conversion of part of the former Kingsway tram tunnel. The work, undertaken by John Mowlem & Co., cost just over £1 million. Here is an LCC brochure marking its completion.

Ode to Mike Graham Mike is stout Mike is ugly Mike is drunk Yet he acts so smugly Mike is short Mike’s unfit Mike’s a failure He tends to talk sh*t Mike thinks concrete Grows on trees Drinks 15 pints And smells of cheese Mike is bold Mike is bad Mike has issues He is sad.😢

I am hosting next weekend's Mystery Jukebox, will post a reminder closer to the time 🎃🌙💫

Will someone think of this poor hungry cat?

Watching "I'm alright jack" and I'm at the glorious moment Peter Sellers as Fred Kite in that terrible suit first appears.

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That is no way to treat a visitor

Things that currently annoy me: -Celebrity Traitors (especially that chap called Bash. What sort of bloody name is Bash???) -The advert with the bloke in the bath scrubbing his conkers & happily going on about being cremated -Vinted -Bloody fireworks -Throuples -‘Leisurewear.’ 😡

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