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imagine getting jumped by witches and somebody yell "GET THE CAULDRON!!"

Didn't take long.

Music added

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

The Vikings being the last undefeated team left while having the worst offense in the NFL by success rate is truly one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen

Probably not good right? @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

The most tragic story on the show. He just wanted better for his family and the club

Obrigado, povo brasileiro! 📸 Ricardo Stuckert

Honestly, what is stopping us from just robbing these dumb rich fucks. Wealth does NOT equate to intelligence

Kevin Harlan shouting MARVIN MIMS is such a vocal stim lmaooo

This is like when Vince McMahon blew out both his quads running to ring when Cena/Batista botched the RR finish 😂😂😂😂

FURIOUS REF PERSONAL FOUL FLAG THROW FROM THE TURF

Shit

Jahmyr Gibbs trucked Xavier McKinney

Jacoby Brissett just threw a hospital ball to his star TE. Good lord

Raptors get their first real test of the season. Interested to see how they fair against a really good Timberwolves team

To be fair this is what economically anxious voters in the Rust Belt voted for (a frank evlauation of different kinds of people's asses)

Who has the Rick Ross fumble tweet?

BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia’s strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.

My neighbor’s Halloween yard inflatables are a dinosaur, a dragon, and a shark. Sir you are 0-for-3 on understanding the Halloween canon.

36 years ago today, October 25, 1990, the original “Treehouse of Horror,” what has become annual tradition from #TheSimpsons, first aired on Fox.

During the brazilian elections we learned one obvious but important tactic to defeat the far right on the Internet and I think everyone should know it: IGNORE THEM! DON'T ENGAGE WITH THEIR CONTENT! DON'T MAKE CONTENT REACTING TO THEM! DON'T HATE QRT! LET THEM ALONE IN THEIR BUBBLE!

He is clearly fucking around and they gotta inside joke going. Its not that serious lol

Foster whooped his asssss

A random Australian on any given night:

Leafs went into the (8-1-1) Edmonton Oilers barn and blew them out! Fuck you Babcock!

Dana Scully has caught more body's than Tony Soprano

Dana Scully makes Elliot Stabler look like an Angel when it comes to police brutality lol

Combine Gillian Anderson’s beauty with the no-nonsense character of Scully and, honestly, how were we preteen boys supposed to resist

i just saw scully pull her gun and i believe i need to lie down for a moment

ron and his bf have been watching the x files and ive caught a few episodes here and there, officially marking the first time ive ever actually seen this show. and im HERE to tell you, in 2026, that HOLY SHIT THIS SHOW GOES HARD AS FUCK

Hard to overstate just how much of a jump Cowan has made. Great player.

Fine, I will play WR for the eagles

Not even lying when I say it was winning the WWE Championship in Smackdown: SYM, with my CAW. I was like HBK when he defeated Bret Hart at WM12 lol

Absolutely gorgeous Autumn weather the last week and upcoming in the GTA ☀️🍁🍂

Boy did Michigan ever need that.

Screaming "FUCK IT BURNS! FUCK IT BURNS!" in his S.African accent is killing me!!

Randomly thinking about Elon Musk's first pop tart experience