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Not really a "hot take", more like stating the bleedin' obvious: AI Slop is Killing Online Communities rmoff.net/2026/05/06/a...
DuckDB 2.0.0 LTS βCinnamon Tealβ released. Includes "agent mode", DuckDB as a server (quack protocol), triggers, and more duckdb.org/2026/10/21/a...
Linus Torvalds with some wise words, in his own inimitable style :D lore.kernel.org/lkml/CAHk-=w...
Sanjeev Mohan - FAQ on Metadata, Semantics, Taxonomy, Ontology, Knowledge Graphs, and Context sanjmo.medium.com/faq-on-metad...
Republished: 15 Kafka Streams deep dives from the Responsive archive developer.confluent.io/blog/republi...
Rob Bowley - The AI threat is real, it just isnβt the one in the headlines blog.robbowley.net/2026/09/18/t... (via Martin Fowler - Fragments: September 24 martinfowler.com/fragments/20...)
Jim Highsmith - Practitioner Voice martinfowler.com/articles/pra...
Cory Doctorow - Pluralistic: Itch scratching pluralistic.net/2026/09/25/o...
If you're coming to Current in SF next month, come and join some of us bright and early on the Wednesday morning for a run (or walk) across the Golden Gate bridge! π rmoff.net/2026/10/16/t...
Joe Reis - The Five Camps of Data Modeling (and Which One Youβre Stuck In) practicaldatamodeling.substack.com/p/the-five-c...
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Chris Gambill - From Data Contracts to Quality Checks gambilldataengineering.substack.com/p/from-data-...
Ed Zitron - AI Is Already In Dangerous Hands www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-alread...
Charity Majors - Confessions of an Unrepentant Slop Snob charity.wtf/p/confession...
Stephen O'Grady - Agents: The new, New Kingmakers redmonk.com/sogrady/2026...
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Just popping in here to link to something I blogged (after a 4 year hiatus) How to effectively debug with agents when you no longer read or understand the code A debugging framework that doesnβt rely on human knowledge of code to get to the βroot causeβ copyconstruct.medium.com/how-to-effec...
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This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
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What are your favorite anti-patterns in software blogging?
ICYMI: Interesting Links in the Data & AI World: September 2026 rmoff.net/2026/09/29/i...
- Accessible discussions of data modelling given the AI world we're entering (pssst Semantic Layers matter even more now) - LLMs being DBAs and not doing too badly at all at it - Plenty of decent content about AI, but with a strict no-slop & no-hype policy :) rmoff.net/2026/09/29/i...
You won't _beleaf_ π what time it is! It's time for Interesting Links in the Data & AI World: September 2026! π π rmoff.net/2026/09/29/i...
This. Every word, of this. @charity.wtf - Confessions of an Unrepentant Slop Snob charity.wtf/p/confession...
well shit, we knew minio was dead, and here's another nail in the coffin. at least it gives me chance to give a self-serving shill for an article i wrote earlier this year about MinIO alternatives ;) rmoff.net/2026/01/14/a...
π New blog post from Gustavo de Morais: Flink SQL Evolution: Handling Custom CDC with FROM_CHANGELOG and TO_CHANGELOG developer.confluent.io/blog/flink-s...
My colleague Lorenzo Nicora has just published two excellent posts all about Flink watermarks, check them out! Absolutely Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Watermarks in Apache Flink - Part 1: Apache Flink developer.confluent.io/blog/all-abo... (1/2)
Absolutely Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Watermarks in Apache Flink - Part 2: Confluent Cloud for Apache Flink developer.confluent.io/blog/all-abo...
In case you missed it: August's set of Interesting Links in Data & AI ππ» rmoff.net/2026/08/20/i... Readers so far liking a pretty representative set of the kind of subjects covered :)
Here are the Interesting Links in the Data & AI world for August (slightly early this month in order to fit around my ποΈ holiday, since you ask). It's slightly shorter than usual, but the quality is still π₯. π rmoff.net/2026/08/20/i...
(1) send me your submissions today! doesn't have to be your own article, could just be something interesting you read this month and (2) subscribe to the RSS feed (rmoff.net/categories/i...) or the substack that I x-post to (interestinglinks.substack.com)
Warner Music Group - Why We Migrated From Cassandra to PostgreSQL RDS tech.wmg.com/rethinking-n...
Datadog - How we measure data completeness at scale www.datadoghq.com/blog/enginee...
Gunnar Morling - A Fast Path for Fixed-Length Lists in Parquet developer.confluent.io/blog/fast-pa...
Mark Callaghan - Orasort (Common prefix skipping, adaptive sort) smalldatum.blogspot.com/2026/01/comm...
Instant Schema Changes in Airtableβs New Database medium.com/airtable-eng...
Swizec Teller - How to be useful as a software architect swizec.com/blog/how-to-...
How Rapport Labs Adopted StarRocks for Ad Performance Data medium.com/starrocks-en...