Robert Dean

NEW - Interview: Hard living writer @robertdean.bskyverified.social has gotten sober and his work is better than ever thecosmicclash.com/2026/03/27/i... ✏️'s: @casebaylor.bsky.social 📷's: Justin Clark #interview #writing #culture

NEW -Opinion: Bob Weir is irreplaceable so why not ask Sturgill Simpson to step in? thecosmicclash.com/2026/01/22/o... (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social) ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #BobWeir #SturgillSimpson #opinion cc: @deadandcompany.bsky.social

NEW - Opinion: Why Megadeth's Dave Mustaine cannot stop talking about @metallica.com thecosmicclash.com/2026/02/06/o... (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social ) ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #Megadeath #Metallica #opinion

Author @robertdean.bskyverified.social returns to the program with updates on the last two years of his writing career and to discuss his newest release, "Red Eye" from Anxiety Press. Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

@robertdean.bskyverified.social

NEW - Opinion: Eight predictions for Austin music and culture in 2026 🔮 thecosmicclash.com/2026/01/09/o... (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social) ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #Opinion #Essay #Austin #music

NEW - Live music preview: Matt Pryor of The Get Up Kids is coming to 13th Floor this month thecosmicclash.com/2026/01/08/l... (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social) ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #MattPryor #livemusic #preview

NEW - Eulogy to those we lost: It was a rough year for the Austin music scene thecosmicclash.com/2025/12/30/t... ✏️’s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #RIPDickChalmers #eulogy #Austin #music

NEW - Live music review: A Charlie Brown Christmas at Parker Jazz Club evokes deep nostalgia thecosmicclash.com/2025/12/05/l... (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social) ✏️'s & 📷's: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #CharlieBrownChristmas #RyanDavisTrio #jazz #livemusic #review

Remember QAnon? Lol.

I always forgot I have this app

Rage Against The Machine Nick Cave Massive Attack Pantera Social Distortion

NEW - Gallery review: Hunter S Thompson would have loved @meowwolf.com thecosmicclash.com/2025/10/29/g... (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social) ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #meowwolf #gallery #art #review

Breaking News: President Trump is having the White House’s entire East Wing demolished to make way for his $200 million ballroom. The project is far more extensive than he initially let on.

Lol. I can’t believe people believe trump on literally anything.

I think we’re all one bad day away from wearing “I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?” gas station t-shirts as an emotional metaphor.

NEW - Live music review: Calavera played Chaos A.D. in full at Come and Take It Live thecosmicclash.com/2025/10/20/l... (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social) ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social 📷's: Justin Clark #Calavera #FearFactory #livemusic #review

NEW - Opinion: Hear me out, Austin City Limits Music Festival at COTA thecosmicclash.com/2025/10/17/o... ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social #ACLFest #COTA #livemusic #opinion

Friendly reminder that just because you’re wearing headphones, everyone else can still hear you fart.

Look, I’m not trying to sound MAGA but Bad Bunny was atrocious on SNL. Like, minus the Weekend Update, holy shit that episode was unbelievably unfunny.

Oooof SNL is BAD tonight

The worst part of living in Austin besides the home prices is the allergies. I think nature is stabbing me in the face.

NEW - Live music review: Acid Bath, @rickshawbilliesbp.bsky.social led Levitation 2025 metal day (via @thecosmicclash.bsky.social) ✏️'s: @robertdean.bskyverified.social 📷's: @delaluna67.bsky.social & Drew Doggett #Levitation #AcidBath #livemusic #review

New cool stuff about rock and roll

You know when The Joker yells “this town needs an enema!” It’s kinda like that all the time.

Larry Ellison envisions a surveillance state in which techbros rule. '“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on,” Ellison said in an hour-long Q&A during Oracle’s Financial Analyst Meeting last week.'

“Man, move over and let me pass 'fore they have be to pullin' these Hush Puppies out your motherfuckin' ass!” - Dolemite

You should read this.

Once again, i am asking you to read my crap.

I’m reposting this dripping with sweat trying to fix the AC

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@bloodhoneylit.bsky.social making sure you saw my email

If you sing on a plane you’re a fuckin’ dickhead.

Hey, are y’all ready for the rapture? If you get taken, can I have your stuff?

Trump coming out to fireworks for a memorial is the definition of tacky. He’s a used car salesman who leads a cult.

if they’re gonna treat this like a WWE event then someone really should’ve whacked him with a folding chair

“Charlie Chaplin was willing to mock Hitler. Colbert and Kimmel were willing to mock an American president with his own authoritarian designs. What will the rest of us be willing to do in order to stand up to fascism?” Al Franken writes. Commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Pie is superior to cake.

Coming soon:

These texts between said shooter and his roommate or partner, we can all say those are some fake ass shit, right? 22yrds into meme culture don’t speak that way.

So a black kid is hanging by a tree and no media outrage? No headline news? Funny how that shit works.

I went and talked to some people about Christian psychos

Charlie Kirk dying is the 9/11 for mediocre white dudes.

Facebook is real quiet now, huh?

Learning a whole lot about how shitty people I know are lately.

I wrote about it. I had to get it out of my head.

More about shooting in Colorado. This was posted an hour ago. #colorado