Rob Haines

Rob Haines

@robhainescreative.space

Creative writer, statistical programmer, photographer, pianist and unrepentant catdad. he/him Microfiction, essays and visual art at https://robhainescreative.space Cannot view DMs on Bluesky.

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On this, the day of my birth, I feel you all deserve a treat. Presenting: a *grand reveal* of the Season of the Witch cover, painted by Martin Mottet, with a sneaky preview of one of the book's creatures designed by Cory Trego-Erdner! ✨Preorders remain open on the kickstarter. ✨ witchstarter.co.uk

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"dont worry, we didn't use LLMs for real art, like writing, or graphics, or sound, we only used it for dumb gross useless basic shit like programming" always the funnest thing to read as a programmer, as someone whose whole career is based on code, whose handwritten library changed the industry etc

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Don't let billionaires convince you slop is the future. They're used to managing & directing, not making things themselves. Of course they can't see the difference. They don't understand your love for the craft. Keep making personal, beautiful games. You've got my support 💖

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Went for a walk by the riverside this morning to celebrate the last beautiful day before the onset of storms, and met this kingfisher! #Kingfisher #Photography

Went for a walk by the riverside this morning to celebrate the last beautiful day before the onset of storms, and met this kingfisher! #Kingfisher #Photography

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What do you mean it's #PortfolioDay already? I'm Victor, a concept artist and illustrator with a love for ttrpg, mythology, and INFINITELY FIDDLY DESIGNS. I'm open for commercial and private work! 📩 longvictorart@gmail.com 🎨https://victorlong.carrd.co/ 🎨https://vgen.co/SmolGremlin

I *adored* the first book in this series, a warm, optimistic fantasy about witchcraft, community and driving out evil spirits. I've backed this Kickstarter to get the whole series and can't wait to dive in to the other two books; I strongly suspect a lot of my followers would love them too!

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According to Kickstarter tracking service, Kicktraq, the LIGHTSPEED + NIGHTMARE campaign is trending toward only reaching 94% of our goal. So WE STILL NEED YOUR HELP. If you love SF, fantasy, and horror short fiction, please consider backing today and sharing this post. bit.ly/LS-NM-26

The F3 key on my (digital) piano stopped responding yesterday evening, so after work today I took the piano apart, removed the key and gave all the contacts a good clean. Works perfectly again, and now I'm too tired to play the piano 😅

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Vibes are fucked for many and I can’t blame em but what have you done so far this weekend that brings some joy to your day? Did yea make any thing? Do anything creative? Learnt something fun??? Maybe you did some sick art with them art skills you’d honing!

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Wheeee #WednesdayWeeklies , Have more Frey! I finally finished this portfolio project over the weekend, and plan to post it over the next lil while! I'm particularly proud of how this illustration came out 🦊

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Poppy pressed the "Music" button, so I put music on. Then she pressed "Snack" but she'd just eaten so I ignored it. She was insistent til I said, "Wait, you want Me to eat?" Slow-blink. She watched me prep my breakfast w/ music on, then went upstairs to nap, satisfied I was properly looked after.

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Our two-foot tall apple tree has spent the past couple of months growing a single perfect apple, and today it was finally ready to be picked 🍎 Great work, little tree! #Photography #Apple

Our two-foot tall apple tree has spent the past couple of months growing a single perfect apple, and today it was finally ready to be picked 🍎 Great work, little tree! #Photography #Apple

Had an hour to spend yesterday afternoon and ended up taking a walk through a sun-dappled nature reserve less than a stone's throw from a busy stretch of the M4.

It really drew my attention to how intertwined the concepts of "nature" and "peaceful" are in my preconceptions. Having beautiful woodlands and copious wildlife co-existing with constant 60-decibel white noise felt incongruous.

I love how photography teaches me to pay attention to nuance. I always liked the moon, always appreciated it in the sky, but spending a month earlier this year taking nightly moon photos made me notice how it moves around the sky, and how the angles of the sun cast shadows across its craters.

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Last two days to be part of this month's Print Club membership! Sign up for digital wallpapers of this month's Featured Photo for as little as £3 a month, get discounts on physical prints, and support my photography journey! ko-fi.com/robhainespri... #RobHainesPrintClub

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For today, let's talk print memberships. At the end of each month, I select a Featured Photo from all the shots I've taken that month; sign up for the Digital Tier from £3 a month for high-res wallpapers, or postcard or A5 prints as physical tiers: ko-fi.com/robhainespri... #RobHainesPrintClub

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Thank you so much to everyone who played Alawon at Tokyo game show! Sincere apologies to those who couldn't try it because I only had 1 station. I hope you'll look forward to the demo release later this year🙏

Last two days to be part of this month's Print Club membership! Sign up for digital wallpapers of this month's Featured Photo for as little as £3 a month, get discounts on physical prints, and support my photography journey! ko-fi.com/robhainespri... #RobHainesPrintClub

Rob Haines@robhainescreative.space

For today, let's talk print memberships. At the end of each month, I select a Featured Photo from all the shots I've taken that month; sign up for the Digital Tier from £3 a month for high-res wallpapers, or postcard or A5 prints as physical tiers: ko-fi.com/robhainespri... #RobHainesPrintClub

Fuckin' hell. Dear future clients; I have never used - and refuse to be forced to use - a tool built on "an astonishing theft of unprecendented proportions". (And given the Ethical Conduct training every company in the sector requires, I *will* consider suggested use of these tools a red flag.)

Jason Kint@kint.bsky.social

Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1

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This album by John Paul Hayward (I don't think he's on Bluesky?) is an absolute freakin masterpiece and if you enjoy the music from Chrono Cross, please, please don't do yourself a disservice by not listening to it. This is as good as VGM arrangements get. I've been listening on repeat.

open.spotify.comCross Symphonic: A Symphonic Tribute to Chrono Cross - Album by John Paul Hayward | SpotifyJohn Paul Hayward · album · 2019 · 17 songs

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After digging through 300 portfolios, this seems to be a hard ask. I am looking to LICENSE (paid) an image appropriate for a tidal witch. Female character, with elements around the moon and/or water. Non-anime style. If you have this in your portfolio and have the right to license it, please shout!

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Let's highlight some of the prints I have on sale at my store, starting with "The Cherry Blossom" Available on matte fine art or glossy photo paper, in A3, A4 and A5 sizes! ko-fi.com/s/ff42f9c8c5 #RobHainesPrintClub

ko-fi.com"The Cherry Blossom" Art Print - Rob Haines Print Club's Ko-fi ShopA fine-art print of a solitary fallen cherry blossom, found in my garden. All prints available on Canon Pro Platinum glossy paper or Hahnemuehle Fin...
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I'm rapidly approaching the end of my dayjob contract, and looking forward to the creative work I'll get to focus on during my break 🎨 In preparation, over the next couple of months I'm going to be talking more about the photos and print memberships available at my Print Club! #RobHainesPrintClub

Let's highlight some of the prints I have on sale at my store, starting with "The Cherry Blossom" Available on matte fine art or glossy photo paper, in A3, A4 and A5 sizes! ko-fi.com/s/ff42f9c8c5 #RobHainesPrintClub

ko-fi.com"The Cherry Blossom" Art Print - Rob Haines Print Club's Ko-fi ShopA fine-art print of a solitary fallen cherry blossom, found in my garden. All prints available on Canon Pro Platinum glossy paper or Hahnemuehle Fin...
Rob Haines@robhainescreative.space

I'm rapidly approaching the end of my dayjob contract, and looking forward to the creative work I'll get to focus on during my break 🎨 In preparation, over the next couple of months I'm going to be talking more about the photos and print memberships available at my Print Club! #RobHainesPrintClub

We planted a cherry blossom tree at the bottom of our garden a number of years back, and early this spring my wife found this perfect blossom fallen from the tree. So I *had* to take some close-ups! #RobHainesPrintClub

All prints come on either Hahnemuehle Photo Rag (308gsm), which is a gorgeous lightly-textured matte fine-art paper, or Canon Pro Platinum photo paper if you want a glossy alternative. Monthly Print Club subscribers get 15% off all prints! #RobHainesPrintClub

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If you enjoy my photography and want me to have time to do more of it, a Digital Tier membership is a great way of supporting my work and helping me plan for the months to come! #RobHainesPrintClub

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For today, let's talk print memberships. At the end of each month, I select a Featured Photo from all the shots I've taken that month; sign up for the Digital Tier from £3 a month for high-res wallpapers, or postcard or A5 prints as physical tiers: ko-fi.com/robhainespri... #RobHainesPrintClub