Robin Berger

Is that thing on his lapel what I think it is?

Show this to any Space Forcians you know and watch their head spin!

Walter Reed Hospital took this image of Trump's moon #ew

Ka$h hand-picks the FBI's beast candidates

RFK Jr. wants YOU to join the Funeral Corps!

I can't wait to drive a tank over the osseous skulls of mine enemy

Who did this

Overheard it while shopping at AAFES

Wishing good health and continuing recovery for "DUDE 44 BRAVO" Col. Robert M. Bullock Jr., the F-15E backseater who avoided capture after parachuting into Iran! 🫡

At least tell me you have my Latisse in stock?

Oh @irishstar.com, you sweet summer child! Sit on my lap and let me tell you a story about "jail or enlist" plea bargains that got rid of so many local community undesirables whose names glitter the Vietnam Memorial 😭

Q: Why doesn't Pete Hegseth compare himself to WWII's Albert Speer? A: Speer maintained his country's munition supply until they finally ran out of men

Photo caption "Milo Yiannopoulos briefs press on anniversary of historic 'Will & Grace' episode where Jack McFarland explained his one-man cabaret show"

Maybe next rename Epstein Island?

Sailors on tender ships have it made! They call dibs on all the fresh food they deliver to carriers and submarines

#JoeyJones wrote this op-ed under a pseudonym www.duffelblog.com/co-oops-i-me...

Sources confirm RFKjr took home all the boy-parts #ew to count their sperm

The Secret Service unveils The Beast: Panic Room Edition.

Jody ftw!

Trump created the Space Force, so this checks out 👍

The Secretary of Defense is presenting campaign medals for service on the Southern border around service members’ necks like it’s the Medal of Honor. www.war.gov/News/News-St...

NEW: Americans begin thanking troops for future service www.duffelblog.com/future-servi...

Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog #StarWars Jek Tono Porkins, a Rebel Alliance fighter pilot, grew up in Bestine, IV where he witnessed the brutality of a federal government led by a man he believed had not been properly elected.

Does his order apply retroactively?

He looks down on most USAFA cadets

And he's been promoted to oversee USAF's Crew Resource Management!

Does this proverb exist in the English language?

If we could harness X and BlueSky’s current whataboutism about That Thing Today as an energy source, it’d power the entire planet for the next 10 years.

WHO DID THIS

Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog King Biology Research Center commander Dr. (Col.) Matteo Nocivo agreed to speak by phone with Duffel Blog. “I assure you, we follow only the most stringent protocols to ensure none of our experiments escapes its containment vial. Or cage. Or cell block.”

Government intervening in markets reminds me of something but I can't quite place it.

More tea, hon? 🍵

Next he'll renumber all "19th" units because it honors the 19th Amendment 💃

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

Nothing more Marine Corps than finally getting a medal linked to a ton of benefits when you're already dead. And now Ripley will never know what DDG from the Navy Times front page, shitty side road, or dilapidated building we're going to name for him.

@originsgamefair.bsky.social day two, AM session: #ManeuverWarfare from @thedietzfoundation.bsky.social on the table. Red hypersonics once again plied their deadly trade, knocking Blue back early and not letting up #wargaming @armchairdragoons.bsky.social

I know USAF PAOs who did it. "Hey guys, can you go back and do that again so I can film it?"

😭

Air Force does the best job operating a Defense Food Allocation Center

Filmed by a #PAO, I can tell you that 🙄

I so badly want to see a YT short where @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social uses "octogenarian" in a joke about Trump 👴

Gents, he’s an octogenarian, leave him alone

Tenj-hut!

No word yet if it celebrates the president’s birthday

UPDATE: Pete Hegseth has forbidden junior enlisted from wearing MOPP gear at the event

The DOW broke $50,000 again today thanks to this brave Marine! 🥲

Xi failed to bruise Hegseth's hand but he did bruise Hegseth's ego