RoboCoonie Wölver

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Dear God. Why is there always a bird at home Depot?

Your president, not mine, is why everything is so expensive. Fuck You again #magats. I hope you spin in hell.

Nothing like a 2 AM earthquake to get the bowels moving.

I dreamt I started dating a sexy ex-cholo guy with tattoos who worked at Starbucks. So, there's my type. Muscular, tattoos, former bad boy, coffee nerd. Good kisser. Smells like ennui and arabica.

Adding AI to everything only makes it dumber. Now my Google Maps won't accept voice input because I'm driving. THAT'S THE POINT.

I've been tracking battery soak of my car at rest. There's been like four updates from GM to fix that, so I feel like they know that I know.

Look man, I can cook. Like good. And I like to snuggle. Why am I single? I'm gonna pretend to get buff, you'll see. I'm really gonna go back to sleep.

Defund ICE and jail trump.

Today is a long shirt or dress day. Aren't must dresses just long shirts? Ugh I have to wear pants later though.

It's 2002. You boot up your Neptune II gaming console, ready to wind down for the day. But something is wrong... 📀 💙Wishlist Please Insert Disc store.steampowered.com/app/2855360/...

Paramount, let's get a Trader Joe's. 🛒 Sprouts proved we'll show up for good grocery. Nearest TJ's is 30 min out. We've got the lots—one at the future Metro rail stop—and a council that says yes to business. Two min: drop Paramount / 90723. 💪 www.traderjoes.com/home/contact... #Paramount #TraderJoes

At the Geffen for some culture. Not everything should be watching YouTube in my underwear.

I know I'm supposed to be scared of the Backrooms but all I keep seeing is very viable fan run convention space. Sure we might lose some people and staff but that would be part of the waiver.

I'm still alive, just slowly unpacking my room. Look, I made progress.

🚨BREAKING: NJ State police fire flash bang grenades at anti-ICE protesters at POINT BLANK RANGE outside Delaney Hall ICE Prison. "Poison in this f*cking wasteland!" our Jon Farina says. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️

Sometimes #BKFC makes me think Burger King and KFC merged and settled on a name.

Just a journal for a friend, drew him as a bear! 🐻 ✍️ 📖

Goodbye Spirit!

⚠️ #FWA2026 [ www.spiritrestructuring.com ]

New apartment.

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb matchup.

Look, dammit. I just want cuddles and my tummy rubbed, okay?

A Bel Air and OMG Bear mugs at Daiso.

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Do you know how difficult it is to throw out a trash can? The garbage people keep leaving it there.

Curling cat. 🥌 📹 minnie_the_rompicats

Supervising the work. 📸 leung․p․wah

NSFW: Station manager shocks commuters by showing up to work in tie but no trousers.

📸 dicky․ng․33

New #EvenReality G2 glasses. But their recent software update broke the conversation summary thing.

Am the pudgy heavyweight but am working on dropping the pounds. Who wants to go a few rounds? #boxing #muaythai #gay

Hit 20,000 miles in the car yesterday.

Oh also, I might have gallstones, yay!

Pharmacy strikes are one of the reasons I hate unions. Let's punish the public to get our way from our employer. That's usually the way all strikes work. So, who cares if you can't get your vital medication, we need a better something.

We need more momentum on this. Landlords should not be able to use your irrelevant credit history to determine your eligibility to rent. Fuck that shit. c.org/Hqvy7rDCFS

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