Mega Buster Bluth

Don’t know who Ethan Klein is, and I refuse to learn

Ice cream is healthy, I have decided

Is this good

AI searches Google and tells me how smart I am, so it is my new God

Butlerian Jihad, but it’s because we get too annoyed with how bad AI is at even the most basic tasks

They did the “AI solved these problems!” thing again, except somehow even lazier this time www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLrayd15/

The modern version of Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill is attempting to block all the Kalshi guys

Sharks game tonight ✌️

Eat shit, Brady “Bitch” Tkachuk

Sorry I couldn't resist

The Panthers are the dirtiest motherfuckers in the NHL. The Tkachuk brothers should be thrown into a blender

Won my saving throw against buying something at the Steam Autumn Sale 💪

Where my chess perverts at?

“I was today years old when I”— you bolt awake. Pines stretch far into the sky above the bed of grass and needles you’re lying upon. “Uk, bagg chuk?” Your cro-magnon partner nudges you to get up. There are mammoth to hunt. The ice is melting. Birds are singing choruses that feel forgotten.

WHAT’D HE DO

Going up to every woman with a bob and shouting “WHO HURT YOU??”

DJ Shadow released his debut album ‘Endtroducing.....’ 30 years ago on September 16, 1996 album.ink/DJShadowEnd96

BUT, as a busy dad who has 20-30 mins to play, 2016’s dumbed down approach wins for me. I’m down more than a few IQ points on any given day. So firing and forgetting is much more appealing. It’s still a great game and I’m going to finish it, and the DLC too.

This makes combat much more strategic, as you have to use every weapon your arsenal and every environmental feature to win. This asks a lot more of the player, and I have to admit that getting your ass kicked a few times, changing your approach, then winning is a really satisfying gameplay loop

Eternal is still awesome, but the Doom II-inspired Hell setting just doesn’t hit for me. The combat is also vastly different: There are tons of new moves, weapon upgrades, and power ups, and you need to use them all at particular times and in a specific order to win each arena.

Overall I like 2016 better because the Mars setting is iconic Doom imo, and I also like its approach to combat more: You have some big guns and you can blow shit up in any number of ways and still win any scenario. You can turn your brain off and just indulge in the power fantasy of being The Slayer

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy, you fucking idiot. You absolute moron

You think Lanterns is racist against white people? Of course you do buddy, you’re 12

Getting the ick from watching a man read a book

Actually I decided to give Doom Eternal a proper playthrough and yeah it’s awesome

Fuck apples! Pears are so much better. If I catch you with an apple in your mouth I’m snatching that shit away and putting in a juicy gooshy pear in your maw

Another playthrough of Disco Elysium will heal me

(DJ playing literally any song I’ve heard before after drinking 3 beers) Wow I can’t believe they’re playing my favorite song

Two guys used ChatGPT to help them solve a famous math problem. Before they could publish their proof, OpenAI went into their account, stole their proof, then claimed AI solved it. These people are desperate for you to think LLMs are actually sentient. They arent’t! cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/st...

ChatGPT can’t even select all the images with traffic lights, you really think it’s going to kill us all?

Billionaires want you to be scared of AI to distract you from the fact that they themselves are the biggest threat to humanity. We should bury them alive in their own data centers.

They say if you die in your house, your pets eat your corpse. I think about this whenever I see Erika Kirk for some reason.

StarCraft (1998)

“You’re not taking this seriously” Brother, we are cracking our 3rd modelo and have 12 holes to go. I’m the only one in this group with the appropriate amount of seriousness

This is her olive branch to suburban white women. Folks, she’s running.

Some more good ones: Using 30 year old clubs, not knowing my handicap, and using my 7 iron on almost every shot between the tee and the green regardless of distance to pin

I only golf for fun, and my favorite thing to do is use a highlighter-yellow golf ball, it makes my serious golf friends indescribably angry

As a white man in his 40s, I can’t stress enough how important hydration is. There is no picture of myself in the last 18 months that couldn’t be fixed by drinking more water

Absolutely fucking sucks that running 3-ish miles a day is the key to life

Listsn I know you’re busy, with your kids and wife and job, but you HAVE to play this game, bro. It literally changed my life! It’s about depression and it is 100 hours long

Tell me that doesn’t sound like Link’s scream when he falls. #MegaMan youtu.be/LzLCTAy9WMI?...

A 47-year old white man liked your photo

Steve Aoki? More like Steve Okay. He’s mid!

[explaining my continued active presence on stormfront's child pornography subforum] they hate how i use the computer different

Seems like a solid strategy imo