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But they were all of them deceived, for another book was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master book, and into this book he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Booky Wook to rule them all.

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Piss

Watching out for scabs. #strike #speirgorm

Columboanne McNally #CelebrityTraitors

Camera cuts to Maya Jama every time murder is mentioned. #CelebrityTraitors

If we’re going to do this, let’s do it sexily.

I have used my expertise in international relations to develop a tentative hypothesis. Referring to wanted war criminals by cutsie nicknames and giving them a global platform to say that they never ever committed war crimes may not be compatible with rules based systems of international law.

Narrator - Diego never did get to go on that honeymoon. *Camera cuts to Raiders of the Lost Ark style warehouse, but it’s hats* #TraitorsIRL

He’s only gone and bloody done it. Cork pride intensifies. #TraitorsIRL

This is giving me general election vibes. It’s going to end up with a cocky bollox walking away with a bag of cash. #TraitorsIRL

If Diego did all this just to hand the money to Pauric, he has to wear Dennis hats for 3 years as penance. #TraitorsIRL

Carla has the look of someone who’s on the verge of taking the earrings off the second Pauric changes his vote. #TraitorsIRL

At this point Pauric could come to the round table in his cloak, plonk a dead body on top, and they’d still refuse to consider the possibility that he could be a traitor. #TraitorsIRL

Has Pauric honestly come dressed in a smoking jacket? Like he’s Hugh feckin’ Hefner? And this is who wins? Worst timeline. #TraitorsIRL

A helicopter ride and wetsuits, this task was entirely devised to make Pete cry with envy. #TraitorsIRL

Kayleigh has Roy Keane energy. Not latter day performative pundit Keane. Prime, hold a grudge silently for years, and then bang, nice career you had there. The genuine spite is beautiful to see. #TraitorsIRL

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After that dinner, I suspect they might have banished him just to enjoy it without big leader Pete deciding who can eat. #TraitorsIRL

I’m genuinely convinced that the faithfuls were given some form of brain suppressant by production for catching too many traitors. Because I’ve never witnessed such a stark bout of collective stupidity. The only fair thing now is for Pauric to win it all. It’s what we deserve. #TraitorsIRL

What the hell is Diego thinking? #TraitorsIRL

#TraitorsIRL Carla - if the leopard that eats faces, who I’ve been feeding faces too for the past week, turns around and eats my face, I’m gonna be fuming. Pauric -

The traitors will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. #TraitorsIRL

Just when you think Anna is back to being competent, she drops Ian’s name. Kayleigh doesn’t deserve to be playing alongside this shower. #TraitorsIRL

This is half a step away from, my dad could bate your dad. Absolute cringe the pair of them. #TraitorsIRL

Why is Kayleigh the only faithful trying to win? #TraitorsIRL

Pete sure does like telling women what to do. #TraitorsIRL

For Kayleigh they should have done, “if you drop your bag here, you can slap Pauric full force in the smug face.” #TraitorsIRL

Everyone deserves to find someone who loves them as fully and unconditionally as Ian loves Pauric. #TraitorsIRL

Look at this fella. He’s a good boy.

My concerts provide a space where where people that think genocide is wrong can stand by side with people that think, you know what sometimes it’s fine to exterminate an entire population, and sing songs about love, unity and hope. #EdSheeran

It galls me to no end when I hear billionaires refer to themselves as wealth creators. If you have such an obscene volume of wealth that you couldn’t spend it in multiple lifetimes, you’re not a wealth creator. You’re a wealth hoarder. Like a dragon sleeping on a pile of gold.

I am not complicit.

For those who were confused when it emerged that Ayo Edebiri is Irish. She recently committed to boycott Israeli film institutions. One cannot simply declare that one is culturally Irish. For being Irish is something demonstrated by one’s actions.

This line did me in. “However, there is room for multiple approaches to the same end: peace.” I guess doing absolutely nothing is an approach. But I’m not entirely sure that you can attribute nothing with an actual end goal.

Yes! Feckin Posier out the gap with his man bun. Fucked with the wrong fringe. #TraitorsIRL

Ms Trust My Gut must have three different stomachs. #TraitorsIRL

If they banish Kayleigh, I’m rioting. Out in the street burning man buns! #TraitorsIRL

I’m not a liar. I’m just very good at this. Poor Donal. #TraitorsIRL

Jesus, but Pete is an absolute fun vampire. You can have any flavour you want Pete. Pete - is there anything milder than vanilla? #TraitorsIRL

Carla completely blowing it. Tiny bit of pressure and she’s folded faster than Ed Sheeran. #TraitorsIRL

The traitors have to take control of this game! At this stage he’s gonna be under suspicion because nobody will believe that the traitors wouldn’t murder him solely to not have to deal with his whole deal. #TraitorsIRL

He’s only gone and blown the bloody doors off! #TraitorsIRL

Carla would want to cop on with the smirking, Big Anna is watching you. #TraitorsIRL

Pete thinks there’s been an actual murder. #TraitorsIRL

His name isn’t actually Pauric O. Oh, with a slight grimace is just the general response when he enters a room. #TraitorsIRL

No! Not the least likeable man in Slane! #TraitorsIRL

1am at the wedding afters

Make a band edible: Soy Division