The Rocket N00b

"It’s a myth that once you hit 40 you can’t slowly and agonizingly mutate from a human being into a hideous, infernal arachnid whose gluttonous shrieks are hymns to the mad vampire-goddess Maggorthulax. You have time." buff.ly/PqMe2w3

Don't dream it; be it.

We just lost a great human being. #dollyparton

Sometimes I think of a joke that really tickles me, and I think, is this going to get me kicked out of the Bluey subreddit?

It's hard to believe it's been a whole year since the last time I didn't care about the Met Gala.

I posted a picture of myself at age 17 on Reddit. You have to read the comments. www.reddit.com/r/blunderyea...

Getting laid off has allowed me to make a surprising amount of YouTube content.

I'd like to think I'm Frog, but deep down I know I'm Toad.

Glad I kept my dead salmon. I knew it would come back into style eventually.

Lurch from Wednesday looks like Jimmy Carr if he hadn't slept for a week.

Tell me this dog isn't somebody's dad.

If a famous baby hippo like Mars or Moo Deng grows up and has a baby of their own, will the new baby be a nepo hippo?

It cost me $3.50 to see a matinee of Jurassic Park when it came out in 1993. This was not a discount second run theater. The evening shows probably cost $5-7 at most.

I was not expecting the last chapter of The House at Pooh Corner to make me cry, but I just finished reading it to my 7 year old, and it was hard to finish.

Yesterday's Connections was impenetrable, and today's was so easy. They should have mixed them up.

An all-time great has died.

A young cucumber in my garden looks like one of those pickle Christmas ornaments.

Oh, my, this trailer for the #JeffBuckley documentary has got me with a lump in my throat... youtu.be/DRrcgLRX8Qc?...

I absolutely loathe the sound of an acoustic guitar with a pickup in it. I'd rather not hear the guitar at all than hear that tinny nonsense. Either mic it or just go electric.

Norm! 💔 #georgewendt #rip youtu.be/VXED2AVlbR0?...

SNL should bring George Wendt on and do a Superfans about the new Pope from Chicago.

I was surprised to get so emotional over an episode of What We Do In the Shadows, but I guess being a parent can do that to you.

I never get tired of Steamed Hams memes.

The Rocketry Forum is down. All you see is this:

I'm excited about the new huge two-stage #rocket kit from Estes. I've got one on the way, and they released it to the general public today. Quick blog post: rocketn00b.blogspot.com/2025/04/este...

Took my six year old to see the Dogman movie and was surprised how good it was. Even my wife thought it was funny, which is saying something.

Wordle is one of THOSE today... Wordle 1,370 6/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

What's something you misunderstood as a kid that you still think about?

I'm droolling over MuseHub's Polyspectral MBC for Audacity, but I have to block myself from spending money on every cool thing I see. Maybe in six months I'll drop the fifty bucks on it, because it makes audio sound like butter.

Wow, I haven't recorded any podcast episodes since getting my new computer set up, and realized I didn't have Audacity downloaded. Man, it has gotten a lot more sophisticated! I need to learn how to use some of this stuff.

There are things you throw away, and things you don't.

This is the kind of random humor I appreciate.

Been really enjoying watching my Roth IRA crater.

Not sure what I stumbled onto here, but it's glorious. #tiktok #live #jam #music

My YouTube channel hit a little milestone this week.

This Winter, am I right?

I just wanted to share this shade of blue, which I find really pretty. It's called International Klein Blue.

I can't wait for this year's Puppy Bowl commercials.

Can't wait to watch this

When is @flashesapp.bsky.social gonna be ready?