Rocket Punch!

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

AEW gave me a cassette tape too but it was just MJF comparing himself very favorably to me for ten minutes, then a hiss of carbonated air releasing, some gulping noises, then twenty minutes listing my personal failings in exacting detail. I've never even met the man.

When it was rumored that North Korea executed an official with an anti aircraft gun, we all laughed uncomfortably at the crazy shit that backwards little country got up to. Now, as we look forward to the future in 2027, I'm wondering if they were on to something.

STOP WITH THE FUCKING CLOSE UPS I'M GETTING NAUSEATED #wrestlesky #aew #wrestledream

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Below on Netflix has some of the most consistently dumb writing I've seen in a while. I'm sticking with it more out of a sense of curiosity for where they'll blunder to next more than one of engagement.

The Wookalar at the end of the Don Knotts/Tim Conway comedy "Private Eyes".

Well, that was a devastating, amazing show. Kudos to @allelitewrestling.com for putting that together. The love was truly felt. Also HE PUT HATS ON HIS WIENER DOG WHY WERE THERE NO PICTURES OF THIS

This, and also if the Death Riders do a Death Rider Rush (or whatever it's called when they take turns slamming into some fool in the corner) with a missing man formation tonight it will break me. Just BAM, CLAUDIO! BAM, GARCIA! (Long pause) BAM, MOX! BAM, YUTA! BAM, MARINA!

me watching this without sound: nope, too big. snuggly? apparently. but terrifyingly big. big as hell me watching this with sound: that's just a lil guy

Today, we are all bastards.

Like Superman without a yellow sun, if Speedball can't draw strength directly from Mother Earth through his bare feet his power diminishes over time.

Holy shit

I know you’re now rolling your eyes and going “ughhh Bluesky scolllld” and I’m going to tell you right this very second you have absolutely no idea, not one fucking clue, the trauma there is from the social isolation that immunocompromised people have faced since Covid started.

"Bob's Got Questions" #doomloop #seattle

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

If she did not win, I would have qualms with their choice.

My friends and I played the hell out of this, and decided the sound of a jump attack hitting then the enemy bouncing off the ground once then landing was "Vic! Thor pull" after we did it so many times. And so, the legend of Vik Thorpal was born. We even snuck him into our high school yearbook...

Hanger's alt text game remains one of the best.

RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Man, this new season of Ted Lasso is a real disappointment. I do find it ironic that in a season about the difficulties of getting people to back a women's team they're devoting incredibly little time to developing the characters of said team.

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

Who's Swerve bringing to #AEW All In? Wrong answers only 🤼

Do not grieve. He is one with the Matrix. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...?

RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-

Yeah, I'm not crying in my car on my lunch break or anything.

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

Recently, critical comments about LGBT people every day make me very sad. LGBT people just want to love whom they love and live proudly as themselves—why treat that as a demand? Living as a human is a right and shouldn’t be restricted by male and female genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Why is Chuck Tingle personally attacking me like this? What's next, "Apparently Pounded In My Sleep Because How Else Could I Have Hurt My Back, It Was Fine Before I Went To Bed, Getting Old Sucks"?

I'd hope for Isaac Hayes, but I'd get Chris Parnell.

Help, @amy.wrestlejoy.com my partner is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! AEW Tag Team Partner is Kyle Fletcher! Take the quiz at www.tbs.com/AEWquiz to find yours! www.tbs.com/AEWquiz

I got one of these to try to fix da Blood Axes in my Waaagh, but dey're still actin' like humies instead of proppa Orks. Am I using it wrong? #orks #warhammer

What a dipshit, Tim Onion should tell this guy off.