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Eggman's Hyper Realistic Sandwich - Famously high-fidelity sandwich model from Sonic Unleashed (2008), demonstrating Dr. Robotnik's unyielding commitment to fine dining on any hardware spec ~5000 calories

yayyyy comm from @pastacrylic.bsky.social

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ladies, is your programming - a field dominated by rich white men - driven by fashion trends - practiced as a demonstration of status - funded by vanity projects for failsons - filled with queers trying and failing to break even that's art, sorry

girl named Bunny (she/her)

Types of Refrigerator One Could be Turned Into

I like zero suit samus as much as the next guy, but I do think it's, like, by far the least interesting take on samus with her suit off. imo she should look way more sweaty and disheveled and athletic and also maybe have the shoulder span required to actually fit inside that suit to begin with

there's a lot of what might look like cum in this comic but don't worry, it's only mucus

I realize the intestines I draw are a bit thicker than real intestines. just think of it as hyper

Live for Speed modders should always make the wheel release button paintable so i can put Mobster Bluey on it

"ai psychosis" is about as useful a term as "twizzlers tummyache" but if it were real then it definitely wouldn't be pc to use it pejoratively

oh you "vibe coded" this whole app? prove it. show me the vibrator

don't cry mother

am i allowed to take the moral stance that "we fed an 11k-line patch to the magic automatic intern and then asked it to gauge whether it did a good job" is not a reassuring response to a security issue

I'm open for custom Sim Racing paints! I've made liveries for me and my friends over the past few years, but now I'm opening that skillset to the public. PWYW (+$20 fee on iRacing paints)

"so, i tink da PHP thingie is like when you try 'nd open nana's cookie box but instead of yummy cookies in it, it's like... boring yarn 'nd needles 'n' stuff that can hurt if you touch it. but nana sees you do it so she pwomises to give you cookies tomowwow! :D"

anthroswim is larp, trickystoop is larp, furry underground is larp, sex room is larp, awoominati is larp, literally everything is new people coming in and pushing the most vulnerable og trans women out because they aren't aligned with the accruement of capital. and ppl wonder why i fucking quit

i tried to warn u about php bro. i told u

please understand that rabbits can draw themselves with pawpads if they want, simply because rabbits are allowed to have anything they want always and forever. thank you

Got reminded of these and now I have to make all of you see them again

i’m a bunny!

i feel like this shit should be mandatory before you watch anything on TV/internet 😭

just shapes and beats is like if they made a bullet hell game for boys

been thinking about the recessed checkerboard floors that you can slowly push boxes across in the DS version of lego batman. i want more of this. i want more recessed checkerboard floors that you can push boxes across.

I’m… so sorry… I was possessed

did you know? if you use the tone indicators "</non-actionable threat>" and "</good opsec voice>" in your discord messages, you are legally safe

u don’t realize how unserious cis ppl are about hrt access restrictions when u look into how easy it is to get glp-1 online right now for real

i dont really mourn celebrities or anything but fuck man. i wish bowie couldve seen 2020s music. he was already so expressive about his love for mid 2010s in his last days, he was a fucking death grips fan despite being in his late 60s man. someone show jamie paige to him somehow.

harry101uk parody of its me its verity hey its me its wheatley (awkward melisma on one of the syllables to make it fit)

im boug

I LOVE SPIDERS!!!!

people need to be nicer to bugs. especially spiders.

green probably a lot of calories

everyone thinks this polyamory stuff is sooooooooo complicated. it's simple: everyone i like likes everyone else i like and we are having so much good of a time about it. "but what if someone likes your wife" liking my wife is literally relatable

a few people have asked: while i did not include them in my calculations, employees and shoppers are practically a rounding error when you're dealing with numbers this big yet another case where i realize that running this account had committed the calorie count of an average person to my memory

Still think that you should be able to define a custom palette on a per map basis in UMAPINFO, but im unsure how to approach the source port dev folks i know with the idea. It should happen.

It's About Time youtu.be/FHzABsAnUOM

gosh. she’s so cool. i wanna be like her when i grow up. and by grow up i mean permanently age regress. yep i’m getting the surgery that turns me into a kid forever, i hope everyone will be cool with it 🐇