Derek Lawler

Horse-Drawn Carriage

I was time traveling before and after and before and after time traveling was cool.

Wearin' my new windbreaker. No one could tell I've been breaking wind all day. Heh heh. Suckers.

Went for WMMF and got there early enough to catch a then pretty much unknown Manchester Orchestra.

Please, call me Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Marcus Mark and the Responsible Bunch was my father.

Just watched Piranha 3D without the glasses. I felt it lacked depth.

It is my duty to inform the public of any and all Dereks who give the name....a good...um...name.

Today's 5am listen is an almost four hour long Sturgill Simpson playlist of everything he's been playing on this tour to prep for Sunday's show. The man and his band are a machine.

THIEF

Careful! That evil disembodied brain has a mind of its own!

Watching local news is seeing anchors try and make "Election Officials Prepare for Violent Threats" sound like a normal news story, then smile and pivot to the 5-day forecast.

Affirmative. Test subject 7R is frozen in time and space with 0% chance of his pants falling down. He's in a state of suspendered animation.

Slacking on my Halloween costume, but I've made a decision.

Obviously Scream is the best, but there are some oversights. - Sid's dad was wearing the same clothes at the end, so where was he kept this whole time? Was he fed? Did they let him go to the bathroom? - How would Billy have explained that he was covered in fake corn syrup blood?

Testing. Testing. Is this thing on? Is this thing not a microphone? Is this thing a hot dog with a clown nose on the end? Very funny, guys.

Ghostface implies the existence of other killers like Ghostknee, Ghostcalf, and the extra-terrifying Ghostbutt.

"What, Me Whinny?"

Let your fish buy a submarine. Let your bird buy a plane. Look, what I'm saying is that your pets can learn from their mistakes.

Voted early, then went to the library like a true liberal white dude stereotype.

The worst trick or treating is at the house that hands out toothbrushes with razor blades in them.

5am. October 17. Current temperature 48. Feels like 35. It's finally time.

Go to a remote mountain cabin in October. Sketch Scooby Doo. Be a better person for it.

Don't go answerin' robocalls Please stick to the contacts and the friends that you're used to

It’s great to be a Georgia Feld Dawg.

Vincent Van Ghostface

In critic's circles, this is knows as a Dante Double Digiter.

Fall being the best concert season confirmed with these anniversaries.

Jeff has compiled a lovely collection of links, videos, topics and fun for you to peruse at your spooky leisure. Enjoy!

Celebrate Spooky Season with a bagful of treats: costumes, Sir David Attenborough, McDLTs, horror movies, banned books, art, music, Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka, bike builds, photobombs, Bluesky jokes and more goodies! Pls read, pls share, pls clap. www.gojeffgo.com/good-good-th...

Top tier Atlanta sunset tonight.

The best part of Halloween is when Michael Myers very safely looks in both directions before pulling into an intersection.

Backrooms (2026)

Back in my day, you could throw a TV at a killer's head and it would be all, like, kablooey! Now, with flat screens, their big ol' malformed noggin goes right through it. No harm done. It's a damn shame.

Just ordered the new Stephen King/Peter Straub book through bookshop.org. That's how I get all my books if I'm not shopping at local bookstores and I recommend you do the same!

If this guy shows up in your movie or TV show, you know you're about to get some extra sleazy exposition.

VERY weird that the song is "Family Reunion," though.

If you live near Philly, go see Mike's movie not because he's an extremely funny, thoughtful writer, but also because he needs this to be successful in order to fund his crippling addiction to overly neon novelty cocktails.

It's raining. It's pouring. The old man is snoring. The dwarf is dancing to Tom Waits. The weather segment of this news show is terrifying.

Yes, I called your Australian accent "dingo lingo." Please don't hurt me.

Resident Evil? More like President Evil, amirite!?

Four Word Foreword: Forty-four forward wards fired.

Sister let me watch it and I barely slept for a week.

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

Go Feld-Dawgs

He honestly seems like a very thoughtful, fair counselor!