Jeff

Jeff

@gojeffgo.com

Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap" gojeffgo.com

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"The film is filled with private moments of our most vulnerable clients, people who never agreed to have their lives exposed that way. Lance almost certainly knew that if we’d seen what he’d done, we would have done everything in our power to stop it." setforsentencing.substack.com/p/i-was-one-...

setforsentencing.substack.comI Was One of Lance Oppenheim's First Documentary Subjects. Trust Me When I Say: You Can't See Everything.by Doug Passon | Attorney, Documentarian

This quote is not about the Nathan Fielder movie, it's about sentencing video footage he stole to make another movie. It's all in the linked article.

"The film is filled with private moments of our most vulnerable clients, people who never agreed to have their lives exposed that way. Lance almost certainly knew that if we’d seen what he’d done, we would have done everything in our power to stop it." setforsentencing.substack.com/p/i-was-one-...

setforsentencing.substack.comI Was One of Lance Oppenheim's First Documentary Subjects. Trust Me When I Say: You Can't See Everything.by Doug Passon | Attorney, Documentarian

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I do a thorough examination of every new TV I buy to make sure the girl from The Ring is not living inside of it.

you don't rise when people fall

Dressing my kid as Henry Rollins for halloween and making him lecture the neighbors about The Cramps and The Stooges.

...pls note, I'm not really a fan of either band, I just want little Henry to be as authentic as possible.

I'm getting serious "I'm gonna kick your ass while wearing a sleeping bag" vibes from this fella.

(me getting my ass kicked by a guy in pajamas) "oh no, not this again"

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House of 1000 Fionas

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I'm not meant for a 9-to-5. I should be caramelizing onions and writing upsetting short stories.

Lesser-Known McDonaldland Characters: - Ed McMuffin - Deputy Mayor McHucknall - Young Ronald - Mr. Meat Sweats - Marge Fries - Chief Petty Officer Phil A. O'Fish - Dr. Beef Getwellington - Mike D.L.T.

I'm really tired of having to remind all you dipshits and losers how beloved I am.

Every Halloween, Chip and I offer solid alternatives for when you run out of candy. Latest: - a cappuccino - handful of random Legos - tennis ball - AA and AAA batteries from your junk drawer that you’re pretty sure still work - USB cable - Kraft Single More: www.junkmilesshow.com/talking-hubi...

junkmilesshow.comTalking "Hubie Halloween" with Jake MatteraChip and Jeff chat with beloved comedian Jake Mattera about “Hubie Halloween” and all things Spooky Season.

As the 76ers begin their much-anticipated season tonight, it is important to remember, on November 12, 1993 during halftime of their game against the Washington Bullets, I hit a halfcourt shot (all net) and won a trip to Disney World.

"Jeff, anymore 76ers brags??" Yes. I won "Person Wearing the Most Collars While Meeting a 76er"

Create an unwarranted level of concern by telling your family "pray for me" every time you leave the house.

It's been a while but I am 100% back on my #FrozenMarg bullshit.

Hazelnut loves Kelly very much and will leap onto any piece of furniture, usually in a single bound, to be near her.

My two favorite Cars songs. Benjamin Orr 🙏 youtu.be/z9Ua4qVKQsk?...

youtu.beThe Cars - All Mixed Up / Bye Bye Love - Live in England 1978 - BBC TVYouTube video by BrunoSamppa

me thinking about the one beer I will enjoy tonight before I fall asleep while watching 80s Top of The Pops video compilations.

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Bradford Pearson

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A few weeks ago, while driving on Kelly Drive in a torrential rainstorm, I spotted a historical marker high on a hill. "Huh, why is that there?" I said to myself. A few days later I found myself bushwhacking through knee-deep underbrush and sumac trees to find the answer.

phillymag.comUnraveling a Kelly Drive MysteryHow a hidden historical marker led me down a rabbit hole to an epic Philly discovery

Halloween podcast mode engaged

...do Chip and Jake believe Jeff's claim that his facial hair appearing mid-episode was due to early onset werewolfism? Tune in to find out! www.junkmilesshow.com/talking-hubi...

☠️NEW EPISODE☠️ @chipchantry.bsky.social and I chatted with comedian Jake Mattera about “Hubie Halloween” and all things Spooky Season including awesome kids’ costumes, Halloween candy alternatives, Mogwai, Dana Gould, Edward Scissorhands, Ken Burns and more! www.junkmilesshow.com/talking-hubi...

junkmilesshow.comTalking "Hubie Halloween" with Jake MatteraChip and Jeff chat with beloved comedian Jake Mattera about “Hubie Halloween” and all things Spooky Season.

I feel bad for the Dodgers. I think the team that spends the most money should always win, it means they care more.

WHERE'S MY GODDAMN JASMINE AND SANDALWOOD CALMING CANDLE??!!!

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sorry I can't come to your thing I have a spooktacular

Kids "Digger" Costumes now 60% Off at Walgreens

...me taking my 4-yr-old dressed as "Digger" from house to house explaining why the film is actually good.

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Love knowing I’ve got a meeting where coffee will be provided. The coffee will be bad, assuredly, but how much can I drink? At what point in the meeting will I most enjoy leaving the table to refill my cup? And the choice of milks!

when you're pleased with the job you've done

Imagine seeing a little girl dressed as Edith Bunker at your door...

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I was once Mr. "Welcome Back" Kotter for Halloween as a kid. No photos exist so I put together this pretty faithful recreation.

I like when hipster parents bribe their little kids to wear a Halloween costume of their choosing. "Actually, this was Ethan's choice, he loves Bowie's Berlin period."

"... and Ethan's little sister is Dorothy Zbornak. It's her favorite Golden Girl."

British people please stop using "pudding" as a general term for desserts, you're just being difficult.

I had no idea this was a show when I wrote the post below :) www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

the-independent.comClassic British sitcom Porridge returns to the stage for UK tourThe beloved show was previously adapted into a stage production in 2009 starring Shaun Williamson

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Anglophiles love telling you the best sitcom ever is something like "Porridge Lads" (3 seasons, 6 episodes).

"Jeff, you got some more album art fun facts?" Me: "A hand puppet of Ernie from Sesame Street was originally featured in a crowd scene photo on the back cover of Green Day’s “Dookie” album. Ernie was airbrushed out of the photo from later pressings due to possible copyright infringement."

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The photo of the girl smoking on the cover of “Green Mind” (1991) by Dinosaur Jr was taken by photographer Joseph Szabo in 1969 at Jones Beach. He did not get her name, but titled the photo “Priscilla.”

Vivre” by Alice Dona – 1981 “It’s Time for Love” by Teddy Pendergrass – September 1981 “Scott Baio” by Scott Baio – March 1982 “Thriller” by Michael Jackson – November 1982

"Jeff, you got some more album art fun facts?" Me: "A hand puppet of Ernie from Sesame Street was originally featured in a crowd scene photo on the back cover of Green Day’s “Dookie” album. Ernie was airbrushed out of the photo from later pressings due to possible copyright infringement."

The Minutemen named their album “Double Nickels on the Dime” (1984) as a reaction to the Sammy Hagar song “I Can’t Drive 55.” The cover shows Mike Watt driving at exactly 55 miles per hour (“double nickels” in trucker slang) on Interstate 10 (“The Dime” in trucker slang).

My son is very little so he's going as the Tom Cruise version of Reacher for Halloween.

If I was in charge of naming "The Lost Boys" "Vampire Town" "Santa Carla Stake House" "Bosom Bloodies" "The Boy Suck Club"

Hazelnut's first Wissahickon hike. She did great!

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Not part of the problem or the solution but some secret third thing

Watching Great British Bake Off with the fam, LOLing, thinking about this classic Tom DeLonge Cake

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Pat McAfee is Rat McAfee in Disney’s ‘Hexed’

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You know those accounts where they power wash and scrub very dirty rugs? All those rugs are from my house.