Royal McPoyle

John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry began on October 16, 1859.

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I guess you could say that Lane Johnson got an… “early jump” on retirement.

How #GreedyCEOs look when their employees eat their free pizza and still organize their union anyway

Suspended for 1 game against an unranked opponent. About what I expect from USC and their self-policing.

God damn, BlueSky. Chill out.

Ruin a centrist's day by reminding them you won't vote for him

Why would they deceive you 🙄?

“Waiting All Day for a Sunday Night” should be our national anthem. While it attempts to please everyone, it fails to please anyone. Also, it has just the right number of components to be considered “music”. It is to music what, Kraft singles is to cheese. I can’t think of anything more American.

@enesfreedom.bsky.social is in their way until they run a pick and roll. Then he’s in no one’s way.

“OHSU has a long history of respectful and productive relationships with its unionized members, spanning eight bargaining units,” the statement said. Google “Aanus McFadden”

I’ll have a grande latte with 2 pumps cat, please.

Freedom Foundation CEO Aaron Withe looks like a bunch of children sitting on each other’s shoulders under an oversized suit.

I’m always torn on who to vote for for sheriff because, ACAB. But, there are lots of cops in my neighborhood who always put up signs, so I know who not to vote for.

RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-

What a beautiful soul. We took advantage of her Imagination Library program. She would send a free children’s book to us every month for the first 5 years. My son was always excited when a new Dolly book came in the mail. Rest easy, Dolly. We didn’t deserve you.

Your own Juggalo Jesus

TBH, it’s going to be a little funny when they roll Mitch McConnell’s 2-month-old rotten corpse out to lie in state in the Capitol rotunda.

www.maptap.gg July 22 96🔥 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 986 I like maps, and I got lucky AF.

1. George Santos is horrible and deserves jail time. 2. Anyone who placed a Kalshi bet based on what George Santos said publicly deserves exactly what they got.

“It’s stunning. It’s painful, but it’s true that somebody on social media who’s a trusted influencer will outflank any scientist who’s trying to show you data, so you can’t fight misinformation with data”. Dr. Fauci is exactly right. Misinformation is literally killing us.

Communist party recruitment video bsky.app/profile/bran...

Sloppers gonna slop.

It’s 2014. I am judging adults for liking Harry Potter. I am being a dick. I need to work on that. It’s 2026. I am judging adults for liking Harry Potter. I am free.

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Maybe we can make a tradition out of using the Super Bowl to call out rich and powerful pedophiles.

God damn, fuck these assholes.

Luka Magnotta looks like he’s doing well.