Rob Pearson

I am *allowed* to advertise Christmas cards early. Cos I am not Hallmark or a soulless bazillionaire (HALP) Also. Mine are, like, Christmas Askew - for people who just send ONE card a year? SEND ONE OF MINE! They’re different Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #ukgiftam #ukgifthour #christmas #bsnm #artist

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Thank you @jayrayner1.bsky.social for an entertaining evening. I wanted to ask who of your Kitchen Cabinet Colleagues food you would willingly pay to eat. Sadly you ran out of time.

Hello, today the internet finally delivered exactly what I needed — Kermit the Frog as heavy metal vocalist. Enjoy!

So torn by not wanting the giant wotsit to be right.

Those London city Shepherds will be delighted

How to defeat stupid laws.

On holiday in The Netherlands enjoying @drlucyrogers.com Up

Followed by EDF emailing as they can’t match any account to my email address and asking for details that I’d provided in the previous email. Their follow up email is informing me that as the account won’t be on direct debit any more the energy prices will go up. Very touching.

So, today in dealing with companies after a bereavement, BT call me to talk about the deceased’s account. Except they want to talk about someone else’s deceased parent.

#InvisibleRainbows is here!! Pre-order page, book launch and tour! linktr.ee/theastroholic In the best bookshops from next Thursday!

So the country has just voted to be more racist/homophobic/exclusionist/isolationist? Who is looking in to propaganda and external influences that have driven this batshit nastiness?

79 year old telling 77 year old my mom fancied you…

The companies were ordered to pay $3 million in damages to a 20-year-old woman who brought the lawsuit.

If anyone wants to know what the 30kwh battery from a 2016 Nissan leaf looks like when it’s broken down, here it is:

Who’s doing #EMF 2026? (Electromagnetic field festival)

I REQUIRE A TUG

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

This is my daily commute and absolutely the worst part of it

🚨 LOOKING FOR ARTISTS 🚨 I’m looking for two kinds of artists, capable of quick turnarounds: - NSFW artists (2D and 3D) - Pixel artists (that can also do animations) Please comment below or email misslala.mgmt@gmail Thanks all! ❤️

Same mr stag, same

I feel my watch knows too much

@singyamatokun.bsky.social I hadn’t realised you were on here! Missed your updates since abandoning twitter

Great to meet you at EMF and thanks for answering my many questions. My son really enjoyed your session too. @blumineck.bsky.social

Has anyone ridden the Dirty Reiver? Looks very interesting but it’s 400 miles away and would take 6 hours to get to so I’m struggling a bit to commit. #UK_Cycling #Gravel

Dunwich at 04:20

@zizifothsi.bsky.social I just did a little delighted noise when I realised you were on here. Been a long time since I left Twitter

Just tried to visit the PMT music website to find they’ve gone into insolvency :( I hope the wonderful staff I’ve dealt with are all ok.

Can I work from the paddling pool today please?

10 weeks of minimal exercise due to a broken ankle and my FTP is down 20%. Toddlers on balance bikes will have no difficulty passing me now

Found the perfect mucous for your shark inspired NanoPan @daraobriain.bsky.social #NonStick #CuriousCases.

It seems yesterday was world goth day and I missed it.

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Do you still use Laka insurance @velobetty.uk ?

VattiJubes?

So, retaliatory tariff wars or push push push for better trade with the rest of the world, you know, like our close neighbours in Europe?

Considering doing a road ride, London to Brighton and back as I haven’t done 100miles in over a decade and need to do that before committing to chase the sun. Anyone else up for it? Probably a fair bit slower than most committed cyclists pace…

To stop cycle fatalities you need: ✔️Protected cycle tracks on main roads that continue at junctions that keep vulnerable road users and large vehicles separate. You don't need: ❌Helmets ❌High Viz ❌Cycle training

Had a vitality health check today over a teams call. Who else could get a paper cut from the tape measure on a health check…

Why am I having adverts for stab vests pushed at me?

Hey, Otep, do you think you could make California Girls sound really sleazy? Otep: oh hell yes. youtu.be/Sj3-Gz-xgPk

My only positive hope for 2 weeks time is that T’rump might be the push the UK needs to rebuild relations with the EU. Bonus points if it means we wake up to our home grown far right issues, but I’m not optimistic.

Greatly enjoyed @jayrayner1.bsky.social ‘s nights out at home with pimped Bombay mix as prescribed. Fantastic book Jay, thank you.

Happy new year all x. I hope it’s a better year than you were hoping for

@unfortunatalie.bsky.social can I ask you a drum question please? My daughter is super keen on drums and obsessed with music pattern matching games. I’ve found clone hero supports rock band style toy drum kits but also supports midi input. Have you ever bought entry level midi drums? Any thoughts?