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@rumcoat.bsky.social

cartoonist, sports fan, caffeine consumer

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I stand corrected; guess the brazillians came to their senses

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it turns out Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon was the smartest thing he did; pardoning a former head of state, for whatever reason, is the only way people realized he did something illegal

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Brewers be like: "hmm, Ashby did great, let's replace him with a pitcher who gets all 3 bases loaded in the last inning," thank fucking God for that double play

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for context: this has only happened 12 times in MLB history, and even more insane lore: this isn't even the first time the Brewers and Tampa have made the World Series as a first seed

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discopaws 🐰🐭🖱️💭🌐
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this is the stupidest thing ive ever drawn

BD Art@iboulderdash.art

What if Mina the Hollower is Miss Bianca and Bernard's daughter? Think about it. She's a white mouse with dark eyes with an excellent fashion sense, like Bianca. And an earnest, hard-working attitude, like Bernard. The age lines up too, if you pretend that mice live longer than two years.

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sports media has such an easy, slam dunk story about how the brewers saved baseball from a lockout; but they can't, even for a second, stop sucking the cock of team everyone hates

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oh man, i'm about to lose a midterm and face impeachment? well, good thing i'm bragging about deporting an elected official while my military hates me

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Janey Poodle 🐩
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Neni is the sweetest cat I've ever met, please help out if you can 🥺

Zibboyeye@zibboyeye.bsky.social

HELP So, today my cat went into surgery to remove a mass in her intestines, likely a tumor as they said. I'm not used to this, but I made a Gofundme to help recoup some of the cost of the procedure. www.gofundme.com/f/helping-co...

gofundme.comDonate to Helping Cover Neni's Procedure, organized by Aaron HinojosaDoctors found a mass (they said likely a tumor) in my cat Neni's intestines. Full cost… Aaron Hinojosa needs your support for Helping Cover Neni's Procedure
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it turns out Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon was the smartest thing he did; pardoning a former head of state, for whatever reason, is the only way people realized he did something illegal

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it's even dumber Brazil fell for this considering they could just, look at how we're doing; but idk, it turns out the median voter is a global phenomenom

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I don't really have a bad opinion on shane gillis; but after giving his podcast a few attempts, my impression of his humor is "so uh, the other day i was watching the wnba... haha just kidding"

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I can see why he's really popular tho, he represents a chunk of millienial men who didn't have a personality until they were 30, and it's just pretending to be their dad

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well the Packers might actually suck for the indefinite future; which given how spoiled this fanbase is, a good 5 year period of sucking might do us some good