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I have to find some small razor blades that will fit inside of the joints I am giving out to small young children for Halloween.

Over 60 yrs. old and still one of the coolest cars ever made.

Hollywood pledges to not make any new comedies because, and I quote, "nothing's funny anymore".

We are much closer to the whole anarchy in the USA thing.

Man, I would have bet money that dude was dead. Saved myself a dollar.

I can't wait for AI to make America great again .

I can't wait to get my $5000 check so I can buy a bunch of Fentanyl.

It's amazing how many inventions exist that make our lives better only as a result of people trying to find clever ways to kill each other.

I feel bad for all the poor rich people.

"Machine gun" is redundant.

If your car uses diesel gas and you find it too expensive, just use regular gas. It's way cheaper.

This day in history. 1990. Saddam Hussein appeared on television to explain that Kuwait was simply the 51st or rather the 19th state of Iraq so he was not an invader but just wanted the oil and minerals that were his or rather Iraq's by right; then he introduced his sons Saddam Jr and I think Eric.

Kind of cool finding out after all these years that I am apparently a commie.

There should be a name for liquid poop.

At this point a diarrhea bug doesn't sound so bad.

trump wanted to stage a civil war reenactment battle but no one he knows was willing to wear union soldier uniforms.

Paperclips were invented by George Clip. Ater a few years he grew bored with the manufacturing process and started a basketball team called the Paperclippers but later shortened it to the Clippers as the fans had difficulty pronouncing such a long word.

I nominate Spike Lee for most valuable celebrity of the NBA .

The NBA finals should have a "most valuable celebrity" award.

I'm almost positive that most of the people that voted for trump are not currently pedophiles.

Trump has stolen so much money I'm actually starting to like the guy.

It's ok to use a straw as long as you don't let it go past your teeth. Just the tip.

Pretty sure most of my paintings have been accused of being AI at some point recently. 🙄 I will never use AI. My work is always hand painted on paper using watercolor or gouache. www.the-inner-observer.com #noai #watercolorartist #gouache

This is my deleted post. There are many like it but this one is mine.

I'm hoping to shed a few pounds with my new low plastic diet.

Doctor: Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs? Raymond: About a hundred dollars. Doctor: Ray, do you know how much a Ballroom costs? Raymond: A billion dollars. Definitely a billion dollars.

I might not be all dressed up but I don't have any where to go so it works out.

Republicans are doing a great job of eliminating things that don't spark joy in their lives. Anarchy here we come.

Every picture tells a story donut.

Politics are turning into an anarchists wet dream.

Astronauts; It's not the journey, it's the friends we make along the way. NASA; No, no! It's definitely the journey.

Sweet Sweet Christian oil like in the bible.

I prefer the Staight of Vermouth any day.

Shouldn't extraordinary be a bad thing? extra ordinary

War reporting is the new kiddie porn.

Your eyes are like these two round things in the middle of your head and your lips are like these two puffy things below your eyes. Your nose is where it should be also.

I prefer to avoid the sticks and stones will break my bones part.

Milky Way, the little galaxy that could.

Nazis are just old fashioned ICE agents.

I'm starting to wonder if giving the "proud boys" badges, was a good idea.

Well I guess now we are going to learn what the Venezuela flag looks like.