Ryan Batty

Of course the team the employs Stan Bowman and Mike Babcock signed Alex Formenton. Alex Formenton Is an Oiler Because This Is Who The Oilers Are ryanbatty.substack.com/p/alex-forme...

Six 12-year-olds at an escape room for Maëlle’s birthday. Each arrival doubled the volume. Once they’re locked in, I’m planning my own escape.

Is there a Sportsnet subscription level above Sportsnet+ that comes without any Michael Cera commercials?

Fuck

Losing Walman isn’t going to help.

Not sure I’m up for a Jarry game. Maybe McDavid can get seven points tonight. That might be enough.

8-1-1 in their first ten. And I went to the only game they didn’t get a point in. Of course.

Just how they drew it up.

Being wrong about this is going to be fantastic.

Welcome back, Nuge. McDavid is a freak.

This will be Danielle Smith's cheat-to-win election. The far right separatists she courted are turning on her. Smith will do anything to not end up discarded like every other conservative premier. That includes cheating. Her gerrymandered maps will be tabled by Nov 2.

Definitely not the Ronald McDonald/Calgary Flames mashup.

I see that all four of Alberta’s constitution related referendum questions have now flipped to no. And I’m enjoying this a lot more than I thought I would.

Calgary nods in agreement.

Update: All things that were broken before referendum still broken after. We can focus the rage inward at any time, Alberta.

Bouchard. Damn. That was a hell of a shot.

Way lower. Abacus had it at less than 10%.

A black Oilers jersey? How about, no. The colours are blue and orange. There is no black in the logo. Black jerseys for teams with zero black anywhere else should be illegal, and I would like this added to the list of questions for the next referendum. I’ll even the count ballots.

If you remember the Alberta referendum results being delayed last night for voting in Lavern Community Hall (in Cardston-Siksika): the vote there ended up being 307-6 (98%) in favour of Option 1.

This is a terrible statement. If you watch the full clip, he conflates frustrations about health care, cost of living, and education with the referendum. They are not even remotely related.

Staying up for these results has real New Year’s Eve energy. Hours of waiting for one moment, then in bed two minutes later.

Most of the coverage tonight has been a relitigation of Alberta’s grievances. Talking to separatists whining about Trudeau, panelists whining about Trudeau…and nobody ever really trying to introduce facts to their feelings. Pathetic.

A referendum should be the easy part. If you can’t pull that off cleanly, the hard part, actually running a country, would go quite badly.

Mom and dad aren't mad, they’re just disappointed that you experimented with separation.

As we are all still waiting for any referendum results 2 hours and 20 minutes after the first polls closed, I'm reminded that Justice Minister Mickey Amery's was tasked in 2023 to "...ensure election results are publicly available on a more timely basis on voting day to strengthen public trust ..."

It is incalculable how much damage is being done by giving these smooth brained grifters this much oxygen.

Quinn went FULL pickle at Picklefest today: pickle cotton candy, pickle pepperoni, pickle popcorn, pickle lemonade, and more pickle samples than we could count. And we came home with a brand-new mug and three jars of pickles, because one day of pickles is never enough.

Is there a Sportsnet subscription level above Sportsnet+ that comes without any Michael Cera commercials?

It is impossible for me to not roll my eyes when listening to DeBrusk talk about a fight.

Classic Hyman power play goal right there. I missed that.