ScorpioHank

Can something just happen, please?

I feel like I’ve never seen Conor McGregor win a fight. Except that old man at that bar.

President Poopypants can ruin anything.

Happy Suckers and Losers Day everyone!

Nobody is celebrating the Trump shooting more than the Trump administration.

🚨🚨🚨 RENEE GOOD & ALEX PRETTI did NOT deserve to be executed in the streets by ICE! Trump and his murderous Gestapo must be brought to justice 🚨🚨🚨

We are doomed to be talking about the strait of Hormuz for the rest of our lives.

I think it’s wrong for Melania Trump to go on TV and brag about how well she knew Jeffrey Epstein and how friendly they were.

Donald Trump has raped Walter Reed. A new low.

They will starve us long enough that “eat the rich” will be a literal proposition.

The U.S. right now kinda feels like the end of Dr. Strangelove.

If Trump attacks Cuba, while in a war with Iran and after kidnapping of the president of Venezuela, doesn’t that mean the United States is at war with… the world?

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

In anticipation of tonight's historic State of the Union Address, I give you: Great Moments in Past State of the Union Speeches Volume 1. #DonaldTrump #NancyPelosi

The news that Trump forced a 13 year old girl to give him oral sex and then beat her when she bit his dick should be on the front page of like fucking everything. Everyone on earth should be talking about it forever.

A reporter needs to ask Trump, or someone in his administration, if a 13 year-old girl bit his dick.

I wonder what the Child-Rapist-In-Chief will have to say for himself tonight?

Morning! The president of the most powerful nation on earth is a child rapist. Good Day!

The only way to make them stop is to make them afraid.

Retribution

America’s Greatest Coward

MAGA really likes killing people this time of year. Must be the post-Christmas blues.

We are gonna find out that this guy is just a Proud Boy and he’s never worked in real law enforcement in his life. This is who ICE hires.

The NFL is getting so religious it’s creepy.

Pluribus is great and all but I can wait till we get beyond the cul-de-sac.

“One Battle After Another” is a great film. It reminded me that fascist pigs are really just impotent men who want to be important men.

Nobody wants to watch Landman

Trump was raping kids

“Oh God, he shit himself again!”

The American media are scum. When eggs were up a buck a dozen under Joe Biden, it was headline news 24/7 but now that groceries are up 50% across the board because of Trump, the media can't spend even 5 minutes a day talking about it. The American media are scum.

I sing this song to myself whenever I am forced to think of the orange turd and all the hate and destruction he fosters.

The United States is dead

Happy Halloween!

We were warned. Repeatedly.

Where are the letter/postcard writers? I think a mail deluge letting folks know the economic repercussions that we have taken and why would be really useful. Here’s an address for you.

There goes the First Amendment.

The United States has gone from a country we have to save, to a country we have to stop.

Someone get me out of this shithole country.

These Charlie Kirk people need to chill out. They’re acting like it’s 9/11 or something.

When you normalized January 6th, you gave political violence a home here in America.

Charlie Kirk is gonna play Jacob Marley to Trumps “Scrooge” this Christmas.