Ryan Parker

IMO, you should not bring an iced coffee to your job interview at BYU

College Football 27 is probably my last sports game. Just awful.

I want to know who asked for the AI to say "mmhmm" while you're talking

Whelp there is today’s healthy cry sorted

Dawg lmao

My jaw is on the floor

Woweeee

There's no way lmao what a save

MOROCCOOOOOO

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Cognitive surrender, but just for managing my calendar

"We need to teach them how to read, so they can read the Bible for themselves and become Protestant." [400 years later] "Ah shit, dammit, look what they've done. They've written 'Ulysses.' Jesus."

That was 100% Pedro Pascal, wasn't it?

I played both the Death Strandings, you gotta pick these up and use them as materials to rebuild the roads

The story of his generation. Counter culture borderline hippie in a traditionally conservative family who gets successful in business despite pissing off everyone he works with and them dragging him to the finish line, decides later in life that fascism is good because he’ll pay fewer taxes.

Meee and Mrs. Joooonesss We got a thaaaaaaaaang goin onnnnnn

This sucks

Basura

This Lakers-Warriors game is a grift-off

So exhausting..

Ads have to be a top 5 worst human invention of all time, right?

Oh hell yeah

“Perfect Days” is a really beautiful film. I have lots of thoughts.

God I love Waco.

Treating myself to some new vinyl after a successful project completion

Still thinking about the absolutely insane experience I had finishing Death Stranding 2 last night.

Just finished Death Stranding 1+2 over the past few weeks, if you’re curious what kind of headspace I’m in

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

Once again, OKC’s whole game is fouling and flopping.

Lu Dort’s defensive bag is just fouling

Obi Toppin, NBA Finals MVP?

this is such a good representation of American Christianity

Once again OKC’s defense is just fouling. As a Big 12 basketball watcher, I recognize this because it’s exactly what WVU does

beyond the thin veneer of concern behind all of these opeds is the much simpler truth that their authors desperately want to describe something that is very obviously their problem (fewer people want to post in the venues they like more) as though it were our problem

Look, “town square” social media is more profitable than “living room” social media. I suspect you know this already. People bitch and moan in town squares.

Modern billionaires are destroying society and politics because they decided not enough people like them. Mark is complaining that when he posts an unpopular take that people let him know about it.

OKC’s whole thing is getting away with fouling, so I don’t know why this is any different

I try to do inbox zero, but I let my personal inbox go over the weekend and I'm up to 72 e-mails and counting. Whoever decided that persistent e-mail marketing is the gold standard, will not see heaven.

Really love having to deplane, change terminals, and reboard for 2hour late takeoff because of the @americanair.bsky.social aging fleet

I am begging a publication to run polling on Sankey and give us the net favorability by demographic

I just don’t know what a foul is in basketball, and that’s a major problem

SGA falls down a lot