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Rest in peace, Walter. 😢 www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

Nursing home CEO Paul Walczak pocketed the taxes from his workers' paychecks and blew it on a $2M yacht, travel & Cartier. He got 18 months in prison. Then his mom went to a $1M-a-plate Trump dinner. 3 weeks later: FULL pardon. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Donald Trump fails to win yet another Nobel Peace Prize. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Rest in peace.

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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

I told my wife that if I ever look as fucked up as Mitch McConnell looked in that video earlier today, then she should lead me out to pasture and shoot me.

First Dolly, now Tim Curry? Both 80, and both the wrong 80-year-olds.

RIP Dolly 😢

Larry Ellison moved on from forming Oracle and serving as the mascot of Underwood Deviled Ham to…(checks notes)…fathering Beavis and destroying CBS. Crazy times.

One of my favorite Star Trek episodes.

Tang never did set my nervous system back in good working order… #TOSSatNight

Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social

I can’t believe Franklin Graham was the winning sperm either.

Repost if you think Republican "Christians" exalting a serial liar, adulterer and convicted felon named over a million times in the Epstein files make the most powerful argument for atheism in American history.

McCoy can pronounce Tal-shaya correctly but not Sehlat. #TOSSatNight

“He didn’t want his son to give him a tour…but hey, I’m sure he won’t mind me assigning Spock to explain our computers to him…” #TOSSatNight

Settle down, Captain Maybelline.

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#epsteinfiles

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Nikki Glaser calls out CBS News at the Golden Globes while it’s being broadcast on CBS. “And the award for Most Editing goes to CBS News. Yes, CBS News, America’s newest place to see B.S. News.”

There’s a scene in Stranger Things 2, at the lab, where Hopper interrupts a scientist with: “Hey jackass, how about do us all a favor and shut the hell up…” Yeah. That’s what goes through my head every single time I hear JD Vance opening his piehole. It’s even in David Harbour’s voice.

Heads up, everybody stay alert…

Jesse Watters pronouns are BOOTLICKER PEDO FAN BRAINDEAD

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

Natalie O'Neill of The New York Compost talking about what’s important, I guess. 🙄

Bullseye.

This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy. #BarackObama

I like my US presidents with *real* peace prizes.

Quiet, piggy.

MAGA doesn’t know how to accept this! Mentioning Bill Clinton might be enough to cause them to breakdown.

OMG

Looking forward to attending my local #NoKings this Saturday.

It’s more important than ever to understand your right to due process. Here’s what you should know. https://youtu.be/metN4EiDtmQ?si=5uq9Yf27M473g3hB

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY in the United States of America 2025 #NoKings

I want to move to Portland now…

I’m dying 😂🤣