Ryan S

The craziest thing about this place, is that when I switch from Following to Discover, instead of showing me a bunch of conspiracy theories and far right accounts, I see things I have at least a passing interest in and people that are worth a follow.

Seriously, 2026? A handful horrible 80 year olds hanging around like parasites on society, and you take two beautiful souls on consecutive days?

I always start watching Sportsnet Habs games on delay so that I can fast forward Garry Galley's commentary after the whistles. I even leave the commercials on.

I don't understand why sports broadcasts bring up team stats that go back more than 2 or 3 years. Montreal has the worst record in California road trips for the past 10 years... How does that stat mean anything when none of these players have been around that long aside from Gallagher?

@ndp.ca Where is your response to the bombings in Iran?

The more ads I hear for the Government of Ontario on my radio today, the more I think that Doug may be tied up in some of the police corruption that is being unveiled by the YRPD. Or he's done something else, and he's trying to get ahead of it. #onpoli

MY FELLOW CANADIANS I humbly request you all go sign the petition for e-6982 which will help the federal government ensure funds provided to provincial governments for health and education are ACTUALLY being used appropriately. (Alberta and Ontario especially) www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

How does Ernie Clement not win a Gold Glove? They better change the rules to give him the Platinum. #BlueJays

Big day for me! Mother-in-law invited me into her Duolingo family plan free trial!!!

Barger has an absolute canon for an arm. Wow.

@canadiens.com soooo... are you giys going to start posting stuff, or do we start following other teams?

How unfortunate... might need to cancel, lest his makeup run, and his hair goes flat... #TACO

Maybe instead of helping kids cheat on their homework and creating deepfake videos, AI could be used to solve actual problems to make the world a better place? What's that? The billionaires don't really want to solve problems? Ok. Can you give me a 1000-word essay on climate change being fake?

I think it is time to get better child-safe locks on the doors. Not only has my daughter figured out how to open them, but she is now going so far as to relock them when she comes back out of the rooms.

Came home from running errands and found this on my door. A) I voted last week. 2) Hard pass on voting for CPC. D) JD's buddy would not have my best interests in mind.

I am wondering if I should trade in my small car for an oversized truck I don't need in order to attract a Jamil Jivani door knocker. Then they can talk to me about their candidate not being a total d-bag that will cave to his buddy JD's administration if they get into power. Have seen 0 Cons.

I can't wait for Election Day when I stop hearing Steve Harper's voice on my radio pumping up PP. It still astounds me that people defend his record as PM as if it wasn't a total con job. I did take a bit of joy this morning when the ad was followed by one for a crematorium. Bye bye CPC. VOTE!

I don't really know much about the stock market, but down is bad, right?

I choose to believe that Donald Trump has a heart. I also choose to believe that he's one good "Surprise!" from all of those cheeseburgers finally doing their job.

Does anyone happen to know if the boom mic operator was Canadian? 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp

When there was a shitty job in the war it was given to the Canadians. We never flinched. As the US threatens us and allies like Britain duck, we know where we stand. Defending democracy might be a thankless job but give it to Canadians. We will get it done. My latest. substack.com/home/post/p-...

I know where Canada can start Tariffs on US goods... #speakerofthehouse #canpoli #tariffs

WTAF Ontario?!?! What could make you possibly think this guy gives a shit about what the people of this province need? Pull your heads out of your asses. So disappointed with the apathy that put this corrupt asshole back in power.

Hey USA, your emotional support Canadians have some stuff going on right now (Ontario provincial election, Alberta Health scandal, potential remains found in Manitoba) that might make them a little despondent today. Please bear with us and keep us in your thoughts.

Considering how the public has responded to Luigi, a lot of GOP Congressman are placing a lot of faith in the idea that their poorest constituents (who love shooting guns) aren't going to be made destitute by the loss of Medicaid, SNAP, or the ACA.

As soon as we heard that Trump called to talk to Team USA, we should have known Canada would win. ETTD

Pretty sure Doug is wishing there was a hockey game on somewhere right now so no one would be watching this.

I know he won't see this, but it feels good just sending it out into the ether.

This was the 2022 storm, so last night's snow wasn't so bad.

JOIN CANADA

I really want Kendrick to sing "Not Like Us", but aimed at Mango Mussolini. #superbowl I will not be watching, but would look that up on social media.

Requested this Ford Removal Kit less than a week ago. You have no excuse. Stop doom scrolling and click on the link. votebymail.elections.on.ca

www.elections.on.ca/en/voting-in...

Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”

🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇸FACTS🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦 vm.tiktok.com/ZMkb5txmB/

Canada: "That's a nice football game you got there. It would be a shame if the power went out in half of your states right before kickoff..." #superbowl #trump #tariffs #Canada

We need to get this image back out into the world before election day. Art by D.TerraStencils on Insta #OnPoli #DougFordIsCorrupt

www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/vide... You voted in a terrible person who is a shill for O&G. We know you aren't all morons... but there are enough of you who are. Sorry?

Half of Alberta right now

That's it. Give Evans all of the money. #GoHabsGo

Good morning Bluesky, from Haliburton, Ontario.

I am getting lots of followers the last couple of days (which is suspicious enough, because I have never had many) that have no posts, replies, or likes, but are following ~1.5k and have about 40 to 50 followers... Bots?

Me: "I just saw a great new picture of Uranus on Bluesky." My wife: "You saw what?" Me: "Uranus." My wife: "Oh. Haha. You're an ass." Me: "A what?" (Eyeroll... followed by departure).