Brittlestar

Brittlestar

@brittlestar.com

Social Media Darling. International Bestselling Author. Occasionally funny. Brittlestar.com

44.9K followers761 following2.1K posts

I always ask to be seated in the No Robbery section at Founding Farmers or Old Ebbitt Grill when in DC

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on DC: "Nobody wanted to eat out. They were afraid. Even if you were in the restaurant, people would walk in and like the Wild West, 'Hold it up!' Everybody is standing there. Can you imagine? A fancy restaurant. They were robbing the whole restaurant. It's crazy."

I’m sure we can trust them this time

CTV News Kitchener@ctvnewskitchener.bsky.social

Canada-U.S. talks gain more momentum ahead of midterms: sources - Multiple government and industry sources close to trade discussions between Canada and U.S. tell CTV News there is considerable appetite from the White House to strike a deal with Canada.

Alternative: You don’t re-inflate the Hindenburg in a day

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

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Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."

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While I can't really wear this particular line of theirs, I do support their efforts, for * I Am CANADIAN * (now to select from the rest of their line)

Brittlestar@brittlestar.com

BREAKING NEWS FOR HONORARY CANADIANS - peacelovecanada.ca/collections/...

I remember when we were all shocked to find out Freddie Mercury was gay… and he wasn’t even president.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

Absolutely heartbreaking news from CFB Wainwright. Thinking of the families and service men and women involved.

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social

The Canadian flag will fly at half-mast on federal buildings across Canada. All Canadians stand with the service members at CFB Wainwright, their families, and their community.

Wake up, America

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I made $72 billion on TikTok! You know who number one on TikTok is? Trump. Remember? Trump. I'm number one. Can you believe it? Taylor Swift is 19. They just sent out the ratings."

I was born and raised in Stratford. Teenage me hated that. Adult me thinks it’s pretty f***ing great. To be included on this cool mural by Shane Drever meant more to me than my adolescent self would ever admit. Gosh, it feels good. Thank you Downtown Stratford and all who made this happen.

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Suggestion for Americans: This Halloween, be generous with treats for the kids. But also be generous in giving out copies of Brittlestar's book to adults, so that people can read it before casting their ballots in the midterms. It's a spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down.

Meeeow

Purranoid's Art Room@purranoid.bsky.social

Ah the joy I felt snatching up the last copy of Lessons from Cats For Surviving Facism by @brittlestar.com at the bookstore. Sending a copy to a friend for their birthday so they stop threatening to steal my copy.

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Parfait!! 👏🏻🤣💪🏻🤣👏🏻 #ElbowsUp #WeTheNorth #MarkCarneyIsPM #Canada #EU

Brittlestar@brittlestar.com

It's nice to have friends. The Associate Member T-Shirt is here and we feel more sophisticated already. peacelovecanada.ca/products/ass...

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