Sage Genesis

Sage Genesis

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For some reason I see a lot of genderswapped Draco Malfoy all over the place lately. Not sure what's up with that. Is this the tgirls having an ultimate victory over Howling or something?

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Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

I just realized that Pete Hegseth was in his early 20's when Command & Conquer: Generals came out. There is a non-zero chance that the game and its marketing was a formative experience for him and honestly, that would explain quite a lot.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

On a whim I decided to watch some of the original Thundercats cartoons, just to see what it was like. The amount of mind control that happens in this show is uh... wow. It's a lot. This has to be a kink thing. Nothing else could explain the absurd frequency of it

American society today seems uniquely capable of holding that political violence is always wrong, while also admiring the Boston Tea Party and the War of Independence. Always? Really? When did that happen? There used to be a time when y'all thought it was imperative.

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote" ...except, apparently, if the lamb is trans. Then the wolves have legitimate concerns. We should legislate the lamb into extinction. How DARE that fucking lamb be around our pups?!

Had an idea for an RPG that's not just good (IMO), but could potentially open up a whole new branch on the family tree of TTRGP design. Then I remember it's not D&D so... yeah why even bother, right? Might as well spend my time and energy on literally anything else.

Had an idea for an RPG that's not just good (IMO), but could potentially open up a whole new branch on the family tree of TTRGP design. Then I remember it's not D&D so... yeah why even bother, right? Might as well spend my time and energy on literally anything else.

You know those gacha games that personify objects as cute girls? Like battleships, or guns, or tanks? I wonder if anybody has ever done that for D&D spells. Sounds like a license to print money to me. People would go on a fucking crusade over whether Fireball or Lightning Bolt is the better waifu

Librarian 'Comprehend Languages', motherly 'Cure Wounds', impish little sister 'Disguise Self'. This stuff basically writes itself. (Also, spell level correlates to chest size. Because I know how this filth works.)

If someone were to make a Dragon Ball-themed conversion of Thirsty Sword Lesbians, should it be called... * Gallic-gun, Gatekeep, Girlboss * Makankosappho * Fusion Dance * Something else?

So, given that D&D is now literally 50 years old, shouldn't we be seeing a lot more about that new 5e+ "One D&D" thing they've been talking about? Promotions like crazy? A very prominent pre-order splashed on the WotC site? Youtube ads trying to crawl into my eyeballs every 90 seconds?

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