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Please check out my recent piece in McSweeney's. Thank you, @mcsweeneys.net

Agreed…..

Floating a swan... Trad wives: "I never liked pooping, anyway." "This includes, but is not limited to: Laying some cable Pinching a loaf Bombing the porcelain Dropping the kids off at the pool Stocking the lake with brown trout"

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My story is now free-to-read on @trollbreathmag.bsky.social! Purple fog, paramilitary violence, and a woman who thinks performing 'blood metal' can transform the world. Hope you check it out along with the other stories in here!

Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that

I think the universal grieving comes in no small part from the fact she represented the best of what America could be, and that she never stopped chasing that ideal, artistically and socially

God, what an incredibly distracting news cycle. I for one have completely forgotten about the Epstein files

"When Jack Loses A Shoe" by @francinewitte.bsky.social is an unexpected story that remains one of my favorites I've read this year. Check it out in @vestalreview.bsky.social .

Excellent marketing by Bobbitt Auto Detailing in Mount Airy, NC.

It's genius, over and over. <- do it more like this, 'America'