Pun in a Million

In honor of the thread from Twitter, a continuation: Drop a theme and I'll give you a related pun.

Back in the kitchen with some tostadas. Masienda blue, butternut squash and black beans, queso quesadilla and oxaca, sour cream and hatch chili.

Bought $40 in imported Italian flour. The pizza is pretty fire

Pizza pizzaing. Grandma style pepperoni with calabrian chili. Used a lloyds pan over baking steel at 500

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Some top tier cheese pizza this weekend, one a huge jump up on the technical end, but both delicious. First time using a partially rye crust.

Chritmas is a time for pepperoni as all time is for pepperoni

Wishing all a wonderful holiday season

Hello bluesky, recent foodstuffs to catch up

The mighty poolish

On track to make 10 pizzas from scratch since I turned 30 last week.

Shocked and sad and amazed to see my first live spotted lanternfly in our own backyard (Chicago). Gorgeous animal—I wasn’t prepared for how beautiful it was. 🥲 Squashed and reported on @inaturalist.bsky.social

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Got some sourdough starter going. Made some crackers, pretty good honestly.

Have taken the necessary caffeine, 400mg Monday the histories will call it.

Dough ferment probably would have gone crazy if I had the time earlier this week. Damn heat.

Can't overstate how refreshing homemade pico can be.

Gonna try making pita bread and gonna make pico de gallo this weekend.

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Making 5 pizzas today as the lord intended

I thought I was going to get out of making pizza for Father's day. I was wrong.

Still LA, ICE is gathered again to start another operation after tear gassing civilians for hours at Paramount. A massive ICE presence stands across the street from civilians. This is live right now.

exactly how shitty do you have to be for LAPD and LACSD to be like "nah y'all you're on your own"

Getting drunk and making pizza today.

Made a weird one. Panko crusted, spicy mustard and tomato base with cup and char pepperoni.

Bachans garlic sauce is so great. Top tier saucing.

Saw a fucked up pizza with panko and spicy mustard so I think I'll make it this weekend.

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Starting both engines

Today in Pizza

Good time having gaming lately. Monster Hunter heck yeah, Xenoblade lot of fun, Avowed nice change of pace, Expedition 33 pure unadulterated magic.

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Love to lose a piece from a model and then crash out.

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Bot in a box as a bit.

Something something rice isolationist.

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