samury (pronounced samurai)

NEW BLOG POST: Sony discontinues production of all physical forms and will move to an all non-corporeal existence. www.samury.com/sony-discont...

Normal white guy is gonna go crazy. Wdym you are Nathan Fielder from You Can See Everything or Matt Johnson?

So when a tiktokker does it, it's the book-tok growl. When I do it, it's sleep apnea.

[Action Required] I Love you

Me: I like Digger! Other people: Cool, I'll watch it then. Me: Oh no...

If you early vote, there should be a thing that notifies the post office so they can stop sending you mailers. I bet more people would early vote.

No fucking way #primetime

Rockstar including a spoon in the GTAVI collector's edition is so fucking funny

Happy Primetime Day! Who has a big night planned? This guy!

Whenever someone tells something I don’t like today.

Resident Evil fucking ripped. That is all.

Some NPC at work using AI to deal with team conflict: Hey chat, be my devil's advocate. Me at work using my knowledge of media to deal with team conflict:

iPhone Duo? More like iPhone Duodenum cuz that phone is gonna be ass.

My feed is all "Wet Zelda this" and "Wet Zelda that". I thought we got a new Wind Waker.

#gtavi

Artist: DocksEcky

I just learned jellyfish larvae is called sea lice and my day is ruined.

Guacamole contains avocado, tomatoes, limes, and chilis. All of them are fruit. Guacamole is a fruit salad.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma should be required viewing

It just hits different

Me realizing I’m watch five Robert Pattinson movies this year.

Top things you missed in the trailer YouTubers must be going hard right now.

ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

Watching the new Ghost in the Shell.

Can we delay deliveries due to inclement weather during this heatwave? I think I'll be okay not getting my USB-C cords for another few day.

Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now https://theonion.com/report-thats-enough-soccer-for-now/

Back in my day, this was the internet

Microsoft execs sitting at their desks asking Copilot, "are we cooked?"

My problem with digital necromancy or my break up letter with RGG www.samury.com/dont-speak-f...

Remember the reason for the season. #PrimeDay

#obsession

@junlper.beer Are y'all gonna have to read this for Kill the Computer? www.harpercollins.com/pages/themos...

*flash of light and a portal opens. A time traveler from 1996 comes out* "Tell me! What video games are coming out this year!" Me: "Star Fox and Ocarina of Time" Time traveler: "NoooooooO"

First Light is GOTY

Literally me on Discord

we simply don't need any more tupac he's dead

I'm going to use I Love Boosters as a gauge if I'm cool with a person or not.

I'm going to need games to stop releasing at the second half of September.

If you tell me Waymo fixes traffic congestion, I will fight you

My two current favorite pieces of media stars a shitty alcoholic man who hurt his wife and has to wrestle his own shittiness and trauma through some lovecraftian entity. Also, lots of yellow.

Elektra (after Gustav Klimt) — Bill Sienkiewicz

THE CHAFF PROJECT Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great! How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public. Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.