Wretched Jester Fuckup

The gorgon girls are ugly and the gorgon girls are cruel and they cackle when they giggle and they will not follow rules and they break the girls that kiss them and their eyes are dark and flat So I'm gonna be a gorgon girl and that's the end of that

goood morning! ☀️🥱 in about 4hrs i am leaving home for the airport cause it’s TRAVEL DAY 🎉🔥 i’m at 260/330 towards goal, would love to have that figured out by the time i leave or at least the time i land 😅🫶 if you want to send to cover trip expenses or vacation treats? check my links in bio 😘✨~

This? This is all that's allowed in room B. Not that that is allowed! That should go in room C. And this goes in room B because that isn't this. And room A isn't used, since it doesn't exist.

I’m like if a person was a weighted blanket, I’m heavy, I take up a lot of space and I love being on my bed.

It’s a flag, Jesus wept

You have to be familiar enough with the genre you're writing that you don't just show up all "heh, bet you slop-eaters have never seen anything like this: [unoriginal work derivative of the most mainstream entries in the genre]" and you also have to bring in ideas from outside the genre.

One thing about the whole "you have to read books if you want to be an author" thing is that if you aim to do more than just genre inbreeding, you have to read stuff outside the genre you're writing, too. May even have to read [shudders] nonfiction.

ahhh okay it’s time for a nap, but i’m nearly completely packed and it’s about 8hrs until my ride!! 🤩✈️ i’ll be out in california (bay area mostly) for a couple weeks & im so so excited!! 🥰☀️ customs are gonna be basically on hold until im back, but links are in bio if you wanna treat me 😘💕~

folks always asking “where’s waldo?” yet do they ask, “who is waldo? why is waldo? what are waldo’s hopes & dreams? how is waldo doing? when did i last check in on waldo?” eyes peeled looking for waldo but do they do more than point & exclaim? does anyone truly SEE waldo? 🤔 *hits weed* 💨 woaah 🤯

Bad voice day. Having trouble getting a recording of this that sounds good.

Scab.

This is why I hate the “it has to be subtle!!!” Critique of queer media. The fact that we can’t just say what we are or what the character is is so reductive and constraining to so many queer writers. Don’t let cis people dictate how you show you identity. They don’t know what they’re saying.

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Between My Legs!

I was fortunate enough to meet Walter Koenig many years ago. I asked him to sign a picture of Alfred Bester, his character in Babylon 5. As I handed over the photo I said "I never thought of him as a Bad Guy." He gave me the most brilliant smile.

Day 299!! Starting on a birthday card for my Nephew who is turning 8 shortly! More detail to be added, of course.

Select your gender for Hallowe'en

a lot of this more accurate than expected but not everything, and there are some bits i am unsure about, but im happy with this result 😌~

I got Carrot! Fairly accurate I’d say!

add "between my legs" to a movie title: Twelve Angry Men Between My Legs

Great thread about why the average person will not read an AI book even if they don't know it's AI. There are tells deeper than word choice.

i’m at 240/330 with a bit under 24hrs until i leave for my trip - anyone wanna chip in to help me close the last 90$ gap so i can have the relief of checking that off my “need to do to get ready” list? 🥺🫶 ca $RowanOak9 pp rowanoak5 v @Anarcha-Dyke 💕✨

Look, @jackalpants.bsky.social has had to go back to absolute basics here...

worthwhile 🧵

"Wretched Jester, why don't you like genAI?"

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I support banning biological Black toddlers from youth sports if it’s an issue of fairness and safety.

Grotesque She is crouched catlike at the corner of the building, broken at the neck. Scaled and clawed, faceless, a grimace implied; she might be scowling at the stained stonework or the crumbling facades. I love how much you love them, he says. Rubs his thumb over the scar on my knuckle.

Thread

Great thread. Great approach and explanation to our current creative landscape.

"We're abandoning you so we can win, and when we lose we'll blame you"

"Wretched Jester, why don't you like genAI?"

Lula Goes HARD

Two months today until Christmas Day, get that fucking tree up.

Pretend I posted this yesterday, time is an illusion and all that.