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somewhere in the world, a roblox employee was browsing smutbase with devtools open to tune his scraping script for AI training, while in the next meeting room a bunch of suits presented slides on how coercing 25 million children to upload their faces has made the world way safer

mcdonelds should make it so if you dont use the app you only get short fries. long fries are for app users only. new fry length sorter machine by taylor will be used and 50% of repair profits will go to mcdonalds corporate. im thinking to apply for executive position at mcdonlds with these great ide

my favorite spam email that gets delivered to my inbox is the one that says emails are not being delivered to my inbox

restaurant where a qr code links to a menu with "Go Green, Save Nature" written next to it. right next to the paper menu thats already there inside the Go Green Save Nature menu is 3MB of slow javascript that kills your battery, ads for a polluting company, and an AI chatbot

late stage capitalism is searching "braille displays" and finding only AI generated SEO sites that list wooden boards cuz they're pulling random products from amazon and you can't buy braille displays on amazon because they're only sold on a few manufacturers websites for crazy exorbitant prices

"Verifying the security of your connection" has been the biggest lie ever perpetrated in the 21st century and all companies that misused this phrase should be forced to pay reparations to every consumer forever

tip to slow down the AI invasion: when AI successfully solves your issue, don't upvote, don't say thank you, don't say it's fixed, say that your computer exploded after following its last step and get really upset and it'll be a strong example in its next dataset of what to avoid

social media age verification is the most successful gaslight that Evil Co have ever pulled off 1. Design apps so harmful that they cause mental health crisis among the youth 2. Trick regulators into thinking the solution is to mandate everyone to give apps even more invasive data like face scans

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coming from windows? life pro tip! create a puzzling '3D Objects' folder on your OS of choice to make it feel more familiar

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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

i only have two states 1. setting 12 alarm clocks spanning 3 hours and sleeping through all of them 2. setting 1 alarm clock and waking up exactly 5 minutes before it goes off

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Pressure VRchat now, they also use Persona. Vrchat uses persona. Vrchat uses persona. Persona is backed by Peter Thiel. Peter Thiel is pushing for a surveillance state in the US and appears in the Epstein files hundreds of times.

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🚨: Scientists have finally seen dark matter for the first time in history, sparking huge excitement in the space community.

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