This ridiculous animal is, in fact, available to adopt (she seriously is the best girl) www.petfinder.com/dog/jazzy-4b...
Great news! Jazzy did NOT give herself a concussion when she ran into a wall during a bout of the zoomies.
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Hey you, with the pretty face -- welcome to the human race. Reporter/editor, MLB.com. I like dogs. I’ve rewatched Frasier in its entirety way too many times. She/her
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This ridiculous animal is, in fact, available to adopt (she seriously is the best girl) www.petfinder.com/dog/jazzy-4b...
Great news! Jazzy did NOT give herself a concussion when she ran into a wall during a bout of the zoomies.
The Brewers play "Glory Days" (about peaking in high school) as a celebratory song after they win. Pat Murphy referenced "Last Man Standing" (about grappling with mortality when your friends are all dying) in a pump-up speech for his team. An entire organization full of Springsteen misunderstanders.
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MLB pitcher Oscar Levis (Levy) was Black, and he was Jewish; a great new story. His WAR of 12.9 ranks 8th all-time among Jewish pitchers: Koufax (48.9), Fried (32.3), Holtzman (27.3), Roberts (23.6), Pelty (19.2), Stone (17.1), Mayer (13.5). www.jta.org/2026/10/23/s... h/t Brad Kolodny
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Been making my way through the Vonnegut books I never got to. Just finished Cat's Cradle. Now I am retroactively upset (five years late) that Noah Hawley's plans to adapt it fell through.
Eliana Moreno was an L.A. legend. Everything about this is devastating.
A helicopter affiliated with NBC Los Angeles crashed while it was covering a fatal bus collision Tuesday evening, killing photojournalist Eliana Moreno and pilot George Marciniw and one person on the ground, the station and officials said.
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A followup to this: someone we know was informed by her sister that Costco was having a sale on vanilla beans. The sister was told to get “about 10” (meaning 10 individual vanilla beans, total). She got 10 BOTTLES, containing 20 beans each. So that’s how I ended up with 40 free vanilla beans.
Gearing up to start baking for the cake tasting. Jack kindly went to Costco to get me some supplies. I asked for unsalted butter sticks, “4 boxes of 4” (meaning 16 sticks total). But with Costco’s ridiculous sizes, something got lost in translation and now I have 64 sticks of butter 😭
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Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most: "Ore-uh-GAH-no...what the hell?" "Mel Brooks is Jewish?!" "Mmmm...sacrilicious." "How does he keep up with the news like that?" And not quotes per se, but I am constantly (and often involuntarily) singing "See My Vest" and the songs from "Oh, Streetcar!"
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) Milhouse: My Dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker victory 4) McBain: Ice To See You 3) You Don’t Get Friends with Salad 2) Homer: And who can forget rat boy? 1) Comic Book Guy: “Is there a word in Klingon for lonliness? Oh yes. ‘Aag-plach!’”
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Couldn’t bring myself to post anything about Wags yesterday. I just couldn’t accept that he’d passed. We’re all devastated. Monte Poole beautifully captured our effervescent, always upbeat friend who wore gratitude on his sleeve for every day he lived. www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/news/remembe...
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