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With Vivek Ramaswamy’s latest ad, Republicans have cemented themselves as the Party of Pedophiles. So if you are a registered Republican . . .

You know you are living in interesting times when "When did the President last rape a child?" and "When did the director of the FBI last rape an ostrich?" are valid questions. I'd like the times to become far less interesting, please.

Senator McConnell’s appearance today shows how far American medicine has advanced in regard to animating a corpse via nothing but a Chuck E. Cheese jug band animatronic and a few D cell batteries. US ingenuity is incredible. #AmericaFYeah

Isn't it time to admit that Mitch McConnell is dead? He's not pining for the fjords, but dead dead dead.

Last pic in my camera roll — large cat using two degrees of separation to argue that she’s not technically sitting on the table.

If it is the "Trump-Kennedy Center," then they are the "Trump-Epstein Files." #PedophileInChief

A nationwide strike seems like something to consider. Preferably long enough a strike that members of congress remember they took an oath to defend the country from enemies both foreign and domestic, and to act on said oath. In the words of Smokey the Bear, “only YOU can prevent lawless Presidents.”

I dunno -- Venezuela should really reconsider allowing a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and suspected pedophile to be their acting President.

Has anyone given Mike Johnson a chance to say he’s too busy with work and hasn’t had a chance to read any news about Venezuela, has no comment yet?

Huh. I hadn’t actually been wondering what life would be like in a rogue nation, but now I know. Thanks, Pedo Pres.!

An eight hour work day seems excessive. How about we switch to five sixes instead? Or, if we’re all going to get hung up on eight, four eights?

Hey CBS -- I, too am completely unqualified to run a news organization, so please hire me!

Given the unprecedented transparency of this administration, I am going to assume that every blacked out part of the Epstein files is a reference to Donald Trump.

So we're going to war because our President is a paedo?

Is Piggy dead yet?

@workday.com, since so many companies use you for job applications, perhaps you should consider updating your code to include degree programs from the past 10-15 years rather than trusting that universities never change programs. One program in particular would be Georgia Tech's Analytics degree.

Dick Cheney? I love waking up to good news.

Oh, that’s a good one.

Charlie was a vile racist and bigot. Anything bad that could be said of anyone could be said of him. While his death leaves the world a slightly better place, the manner of his death was inappropriate and dangerous. Just like his ideas.

Shorter Snoop: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

Markwayne Mullin Wins 'Big P*ssy Scared Of Cities Award,' Everybody Good Luck Next Year! www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Grades are in for the final class in my degree program, the practicum, and it looks like I have graduated. Yay, me. And surely there is no way AI is going to make my MS in Analytics obsolete before the end of the week. Thank you #GeorgiaTech

A little good library & @scalzi.com news in my life and my inbox this morning: The following requested item(s) are being held for you. Please pick up by date below. Card used to request must be present to checkout AUTHOR: Scalzi, John, TITLE: When the moon hits your eye CALL NO: MCN SF SCALZI

If you're curious about what sort of person enthusiastically joined the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei  in the early part of last century, just look to anyone in a MAGA hat today.

Today would be a great day for an impeachment.

If the law no longer applies to the President of the United States of America, why should it apply to the rest of us?

Slava Ukraini! #teamdrone

Another walk in my back yard. The stream has not dried up yet for the season, still flowing nicely.

Still need to get rid of more ivy, but my back yard is amazing in the spring.

Is there no sacred space any more?

The garden gate has been ripped off its hinges and is now lying in the driveway. The arrival of hungry bears is the official start of springtime around here.

Is Bobby Lesser attacking and denigrating people on the autism spectrum because of his beef with Elmo Musk, or is it solely because he’s a complete piece of s**t who doesn’t know the difference between autism and cats?

Is it too much to ask that bad things happen to bad people?

I’ve never listened to this TikTok band. Are they any good?

Tear in the fabric of time.

And I'm back. Nothing like a two week break due to bsky somehow borking my account during an upgrade. Let's see if I can re-post the image that apparently broke everything last time . . .

Testing, testing, testing . . .

Bluesky still broken, not displaying my posts. Oh, what fun!

No they did not. WTF, bsky?

Testing. Did bsky finally fix my account?

Since both posts and replies show up under Replies, what is the point of the Replies tab?

Huh. Can no longer post images here. Bsky must be tired of my drawings.

Tree in snowstorm.

Of all the lies I was told in my childhood, the one that stings the most was the Irish Unification of 2024. Data, you’re a lying jerk.

Eyelash in milk

Blade of grass.

Shark, swimming below.

Aerial shot of a giraffe in a fog bank.