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The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.

This is how CNN, Politico, and MSNOW should pose every question when they get back in the press pool.

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The trump administration has offered the algae in the reflecting pool 300 billion in exchange for a return to levels seen before renovations began.

He only hires the best people

🔥 🇪🇸 SPAIN — MAR ESPINAR: “Go lick boots at Mar-A-Lago… which Iranian women are thanking Trump? The mothers of the 160 girls murdered at a school?”

I predict this man has a very bright future. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 Congratulations, pal. #WellDeserved

Dear @nytimes.com, When you say "gave wrong information," do you mean "lie"? If so, say the word. If not: why not.

When they blame radical judges, can someone please point out that the radical judges are all in the supreme court?

Fuck ICE

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I play videogames sometimes. (Feel free to repost if you play videogames sometimes.)

At this point, the U.S.A is the largest jenga tower.

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I mean, Trump shitting on america is the perfect metaphor for what's actually happening.

Im a ninety year old hippy

VON DER LEYEN: “Thousands of kidnapped Ukrainian children must be returned to their families.” TRUMP: *completely ignores her, congratulates himself on slapping tariffs on EU goods (raising prices on Americans)*

Pastor and Representative Talarico, a true Christian, speaks out against the so-called 'Christian Nationalists'

We are days away from fake epstein files

The only regime change we should be involved in is our own.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?” 🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”

Who the hell is investing in tesla? They're a car company that can't sell cars. They'll eventually be an ai company that can't sell AI. Are people with money really this stupid?

36K people we are the #Revolution #DownWithTheRich #FuckTheMedia #1vs99

The only time I'll ever be truly proud to be an American is when they put that mf in prison. Until then, this country is a sham of all the ideals it pretends to hold dear.

People who wanted cheaper groceries voted for the guy who is still trying to figure out what the word grocery means. Now that's some trumpery.

Short term pain and then we all get to put tiny screws in phones for low pay and poor working conditions. We can ride this out.

It's starting to look like Trump will make America great again by inadvertently creating the biggest progressive movement since the 1950's.

Why is trump so soft on Russia? He's going to need somewhere to live when he finishes destroying America.

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Tesla was always the least safe car to buy, statistically. But now, tesla is probably destroying their own vehicles to collect insurance money because selling a vehicle to people who hate you turned out to be a bad business decision.

Trump gets more orange in every interview and we're all supposed to pretend this isn't a simulation.

Why does the president get more orange every day? This has to be programmers shaking things up in the simulation we're stuck in.

Does anyone one have trump exploding in a tesla on their bingo card?

And just like that, conservatives love electric vehicles.

Don't worry, everyone. The guy who blows up rockets is going to fix everything.

Nobody is better at unity than donald trump. Who else could have united the entire world against America in only two months as president?

It is bigger than this. Billionaire "tech bros" are wanting to take over. Don't underestimate what is actually going on. www.tiktok.com/@censoredbut...