satismo

why is brandi kruse such an unfuckable mess!? waiting for that airhead to just fall down the stairs already.. trouble us no more!

magic genie, i wish that pete hegseth became capable of feeling shame

candy corn is made from real corn

peter thiel:

im probably not gunna side w sexless internet dweebs about rocky takes.. im actually ashamed our side is becoming the pearl clutchers... you tadpoles in the wake of the bullshit we endured for you to be so comfy... theres a fascist takeover and you want to nitpick tim curry!? FUCKIN FOCUS!

the dolly parton/tim curry death buddy duo now outrank the farrah fawcett/patrick swayze duo

"it's been a business doing pleasure with you!" RIP one of the last beacons of american greatness 😭

randy fine looks like a dude who fell asleep in the tanning bed, the shape of his goggles are a dead giveaway. he set that shit to "middle eastern" and passed out 🤣🤣

He thinks he can eat all the algae before it spreads

nobody ever says trump is not entitled to a "ba'alroom"

Judge Orders Everyone to Know This Piece of Shit from Covington, Not Seattle: tinyurl.com/ysfbw6vh

the new banal fantasy came out. its epic www.epicfurious.com