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“While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions have a quiet majesty, they are actually just stinky, slippery wet dogs with fins that are mediocre at best” — David Attenborough

#justiceforhorace

Wait, did y'all know dum has a b on it???? WTF

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@cluesbysam.com happy cake!!!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

I stg once I do this one thing I've been putting off for two months, everything'll be aces

Pro tip: if a skilled person inspires you to take up a new skill, but you're not sure if you're ready to justify learning, just temporarily drain their life force to gain their abilities.

@hankgreen.bsky.social why did you definitely say this and with no additional explanatory context

happy baseball to all who celebrate

Hey Nintendo fans! Look out for these titles coming 2026: Pikmin 8 Pokémon Car and Boat Super Mario vs The Werewolves Nintendogs Nature: Tree Bark Pokémon Rifts § The Legend of Zelda: Trihorse Pokémon Yoshi Story Armageddon Metroid Babies Legs Donkey Kong Bowling and Dice

@legaleagle.tv hey uhhhhhh you spelled Tish James name wrong in the latest vid title 🫢 youtu.be/zH7vvFKfew0?...

@codyjohnston.bsky.social release the birth certificate! The Warmborth certificate! We know you're hiding it! #Warmbo2028 #WarmborthCertificate

"draw something that appeals to @anchovy.social "

Honestly, even wearing jeans is sus. If you wear jeans I think it's a nazi thing, that's my opinion now

Suck it, wheat!

Here's the "The" article! The article "The." I mean the article about the article "the," which is "The." The "The" article covers the "the" article, to be clear. And Who's on first! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The

Pro tip: they actually sell jello shots in the grocery store, you don't have to make your own, just check the jello aisle

Congratulations @samreich.bsky.social it was way overdue 👏👏👏 #GameChanger

I haven't played Deltarune 3 or 4 so stop posting sexy and/or spoiler content pls, give me time I beg u

Move fast and break things! Know what, screw it, don't even move fast, just break things.

I HOPE I misheard this woman casually saying "I'm at the oncology department because your grandfather died, in case you wonder why I'm quiet. Anyway how was your flight?"

I have no job yet I must lasagna

#GameChanger Did I forget what "no bits" means?

This video is close to my heart. Dangerously, life-threatening close. youtu.be/R0wPxvOJeRU?...

I put my crank theory into the crank amplification machine and it amplified my crank! I must be on to something!

Bye Lizard bsky.app/profile/proj...

Happy re-birthday big JC bsky.app/profile/sayu...

Okay I get that Gen X was all hardcore and latchkey and stuff so they get X. Gen Y and Z naturally follow after. Then somebody with a kid named GEN ALPHA to make the chad baby generation, fine. But who decided to doom a generation by calling them GENERATION BETA?

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

I know this is obvious to most, but using a robust, reliable component library is a massive cheat code I feel like I'm moving at a thousand miles an hour with a 10x product than I could roll on my own

Some days I wake up, and before I even consider getting out of bed, a dread washes over me. Sitting in silence, I come to the realization… everything IS computer.

It's perfect.