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@bsky.app when a Centrist swirls up the snowflakes. ❄️

Election Day is only the next inflection point. A lot of crazy shit can and will happen ahead of January 3rd.

My mail-in ballot was received. Have you checked yours?

Bucky is ready for 🎃

...war is hell. War isn't hell. War is war and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. How do you figure that, Hawkeye? Easy, Father. Tell me. Who goes to hell? Hmm. Sinners, I believe. Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in hell. But war is chock full of them.

So... JD Vance is demanding that Ilhan Omar must resign because her real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi. Meanwhile, JD Vance's real name is James Donald Bowman.

This is an insanely fun movie!

It's time for a midweek mood check

The feds (probably HSI or FBI) reportedly obtained @repilhan.bsky.social’s DNA by dumpster diving. Apparently our trash has no expectation of privacy rights in America, unless you’re the President.

Too bad that movie was so unwatchable. Maybe it should get the Hamalot treatment? We could finally get some backstory on the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. 🤣

Last night @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social spent ten minutes covering Trump’s “ass” monologue. And that’s why Trump does this — as a diversion tactic.

Trumpers are scrambling to lawyer-up for 2027 because they know a Democratic Congress will rake them over the coals. They’re racing to retain their preferred lawyer before they become conflicted by other clients in related cases. Delicious.

Trumpers are scrambling to lawyer-up for 2027 because they know a Democratic Congress will rake them over the coals. They’re racing to retain their preferred lawyer before they become conflicted by other clients in related cases. Delicious.

Wow. Trump’s DOJ says they have @repilhan.bsky.social on as many as 6 counts of fraud. Visa, marriage, business, election, Medicare, and financial disclosure — all separate categories of fraud. If this is the best October Surprise MAGA’s got, they can have her.

I voted by mail today in Oregon. And signed up to track my ballot through the system.

Rep. Virginia Foxx Vows Not To Shave Until SAVE Act Is Law

Fuck you, @msnownews.bsky.social for running ads for this pedophile!

#VOTE

Hey Blewskies: Why was Eric Idle’s account banned?

That was fast. 🤣 Happy 5/11ths of a Scaramucci Day everyone!

@ossoff.bsky.social would win the Presidency if that vote were today.

That was fast. 🤣 Happy 5/11ths of a Scaramucci Day everyone!

Maybe she realized she was fired by a pedophile?

This is who The President of the United States of America thought would make the best Press Secretary. Thoughts?

Fuck Jack Smith for bringing Trump's espionage case in Florida, when convictions in DC or NJ would have been slam dunks.

I counted 18 DEAD Epstein whistleblowers/witnesses/investigators — mostly by hanging or falling.

And there you have it, folks. Former US Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle is known as "Cunt, Coke & Cash" by the Greek Ministry of Foreign Affairs. She's facing prison for bribery and probably RICO, after the Greeks caught her red-handed. Best to start flipping on the Trump Crime Family now.

I have never procrastinated harder than this week…

It’s very quiet in here. I think many of you are scared. But this is not the time to be scared. It’s time to be bold.

My spoof of that viral video from the Lucha Fantastica wrestling show where Jesus kicks some holy ass!

Remember dying of dysentery on The Oregon Trail? Well now there's ivermectin!

Fucking Dems. Always bringing water balloons to a knife fight!

These soldiers are knowingly committing a 5-year felony, in violation of their Oath of Service/Enlistment. www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

How I arrived on BlueSky.

A little somethin' I'm reheatin' from last year. I bet you didn't know the whole story of Trumpstein & The Jills.

“Does this make you horny?”

November 3 is a national IQ test. Trump voters should be taken directly to makeshift psychiatric hospitals.

Look at the makeup on his face even back in 1992.

I made this parody for $80 back in 2021, with no AI. That was back when you had to hire actual voice actors — a cottage industry that is now dead.

The Knights Who Say 'Cheese!' Another #VIBERS parody by me. This one is upscaled beautifully to 4K, and all the dialogue is... appena sfornato.

I asked Grok to animate this figurine and this is what I got. And when I went back in to ask AI to make it look less like Charlie Kirk is sucking the Devil’s bloody cock in Hell — it tried to charge me money. 😂

Sorry, busy. Building a legacy.

Who’s on your Mt. Rushmore?

Call me naive, but oligarchs spending millions of dollars on a campaign should not buy an election. Because voting your conscience is fucking FREE.

The very moment when an expectant mother tells a couple of fucking retards that she's not anti-vaccine.

MAGA cunt @ChristineDrazan just ran FOUR ads during ONE break in Jeopardy. She probably isn’t aware that anti-intellectual voters don’t watch Jeopardy.