Austin Schaeffer

holy moly, non-binary austin powers is blowing tf up these past few days

today's useless video game trivia is that these hologram things in halo reach have two scrolling "tech" overlays that are actually just the emissive building window texture lmao

while star wars galactic racer does look pretty promising and i will definitely be picking it up, I still think it's in poor taste to allow baby yoda to be ejected from his car seat during a race

modeled biddy blas in the style of star wars episode 1 racer lol

Thanks to @kerrblimey.bsky.social for the inclusion! Didn't expect to make the headline quote haha

met the world's unluckiest grunt in halo 3 today

spending $1k a day to force a datacenter to roleplay as a teenage girl that doesn't know how to drive so that gamers can explain it is the most 2026 thing i could possibly imagine

the ipad generation is out of control

halo 1 on legendary made me a man, halo 2 on legendary will make me a statistic

You're in her DMs, I'm in the main menu about to access my new pack of leaves. We are not the same.

you: im sasuke, im so edgy and cool he's just like me me: im simon, the most delusional man alive and i havea hamster

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while star wars galactic racer does look pretty promising and i will definitely be picking it up, I still think it's in poor taste to allow baby yoda to be ejected from his car seat during a race

"class head" yeah clearly

Forgot to mention that this is out an all streaming platforms, for those who are interested.

zelda remake looking fire

forever funny to me that nerf has historically avoided copying real existing guns but because the guns in fortnite are real existing guns with quirky proportions nerf now produces yassified FN SCAR-Ls

pokemon cards: this is pikachu! he is a small electric mouse pokemon 🥰 yugioh cards: gagagigo learned to Love

kids these days will never know the pain of taping over your vague jackie chan tape because of 9/11

if you struggle with imposter syndrome just know that I've been making games for 18 years, most of which using Visual Studio for code, and didn't know until a few months ago that VS has a back button (I was just manually scrolling back to wherever I previously was)

Last month I mentioned having to get an operation to have an Odontogenic Myxoma removed. In the anxious and at times manic months leading up to said operation I wrote/recorded this instrumental metal album that I am now releasing for free. Enjoy! youtu.be/EUib__g9Sd0

other peoples' dreams: having super powers, impossible spaces my dreams: a friend coming over to my place and insisting that I dig out the sega genesis so that we can play Toki