No gimmies! Putt it out!

BREAKING: Per MSNBC, Nexstar has ALSO CAVED and will stop preempting Jimmy Kimmel Live! Way to go, everyone!

Meanwhile in DC:

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So true.

I talked with James Jones, who is fighting to find a new location for his all-Black boys gymnastics team so the program can continue to change lives

Ask him Epstein questions every single day.

House GOP leaders are canceling Thursday votes and sending members home early for summer recess, spurred by the deepening Epstein crisis. The decision comes after Republicans lost control of the floor over bipartisan pressure to vote on releasing Epstein-related docs.

So congress going home for vacation early! Because of Epstein. Demand a town hall now, they have free time!

So let me get this straight. In two days we went from “the Epstein list doesn’t exist” to “the Epstein list that certainly exists was created by Obama n such” Ya ok

3,000 strikeouts for Clayton Kershaw

This look at McDavid slinking through the Panthers D to find Draisaitl (via Oilers) 🤌🏼

Saturday is California Adopt-a-Pet Day, statewide! Fees to adopt are waived. Save lives, adopt a dog from Muttville or any of the other 150 participating shelters! Let's do this! 👌🏽🐾 caadoptapetday.org #caadoptapetday

Haha. We all knew this was true. Enjoy the show.

She's a fruit loop!

121 truckloads of trash won’t end up in the Caribbean Sea, thanks to Interceptor 006.

Millions of Romanians are celebrating tonight nationwide. This is what democracy looks like, despite Russia's insane manipulation campaign and army of influencer-propagandists, the people saw right through the bullshit and made the right call for their future. Romania is undefeated. 🇷🇴🇪🇺

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Great write up on that Wisconsin judge bust by @emptywheel.bsky.social: www.emptywheel.net/2025/04/27/s...

A relevant question, no?

I just subscribed to 5 Calls Newsletter! buttondown.com/5calls

Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials. Imagine if I had said to law firms that you will not be allowed into government buildings. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me

Those pants are super hiked

There are 33m companies in the USA. Only 21k employe 500 or more. And they only make up 23% of workers. Trump and Elon are ignoring the more than 32m entrepreneurs that can't afford to build a new factory or pay tariffs or absorb cancelled contracts.

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

Today, we are being liberated from the burden of economic prosperity and growth! Happy Liberation Day! (Remember: we have always been allies with Eurasia… George Orwell)

This is injecting bleach for the entire global economy. And he's not just floating the idea: he's holding the syringe.

There’s so much GOP cope happening today. “At least Wisconsin approved voter ID so libs can’t cheat” Wisconsin has required voter ID since 2015. You spent millions of dollars and got your ass kicked for a rule that already existed and that fundamentally changes nothing.

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

They bought votes and still lost.

A President saying he won an election he lost is not a “distraction.” It’s a lie, it’s an attack on democracy, and it must be condemned. A President saying he can ignore the Constitution & run for a 3rd term is not a “distraction.” It’s a lie, it’s an attack on democracy, and it must be condemned.

STOP NORMALIZING THE IDEA OF THIRD TERM PLANS BY CONTINUALLY TALKING ABOUT IT. NOT SORRY FOR YELLING.

Does anyone know the unemployment rate for Veterans ? If 30 percent of the federal workforce is Vets, the number could get ugly quickly. Any data out there ?

INDIANA VOTER: “Will you demand the resignation of Pete Hegseth?” *Crowd cheers wildly* Rep. Spartz (R) : “No.” *Crowd boos wildly for a full minute*

Martial Law. It’s the elephant in the room. It’s what authoritarians resort to when the tide turns against them. It’s what the authoritarian in this White House is setting the stage for. 🧵…

After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.

The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.

Accurate.