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He was ferreting through the recycling by Friday morning… #BunnyvsMonkey #CardboardSamurai #DayoftheHeroes @jamiesmart.bsky.social

This drivel

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

A belated World Book day entry from Finnbar (our school goes the week after) @nadiashireen.bsky.social #grimwood #worldbookday

If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only)

Day 5 at Lord's

This is the way. To truly get past nicotine, your brain needs to down-regulate the number of nicotinic receptors in your brain and resensitise to nicotine, a process that takes about three months (I think). That won’t happen if you’re still feeding yourself nicotine.

New PB for child 1 - he managed to squirrel 29 books under his bed when asked to tidy his room #ohtobe10again

University Challenge #theyoungones #universitychallenge

Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking

freeze frame on man running through bazaar Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Pharmacetical Developer: one is a placebo, the other might make you shit yourself for a week and we can’t tell you which is which (and should you die, we refer you to the signed informed consent from)

Ed Balls