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At my third academic conference of the season where the daily schedule begins before 8 a.m. and I am begging everyone out there on planning committees to stop doing that shit to your attendees.

Whew. Man some days I just miss my daddy so bad.

Meanwhile no one has booked this movie to show in Pittsburgh that I am aware of. Neon, respond to my email! Someone show this movie!

Have a reservation for Titusz tonight and saw they charge a 2% service fee and would sincerely like someone in the industry to explain these fees to me. You know you could just raise your menu prices 2%? And no one would notice? Why do we do this like this?

Tryna be Valerie the Librarian for Halloween but I can't figure out how to wear an eye mask over my glasses, hmmm.

SMUGGLE YOUR MATERIALS TO THE ARCHIVIST

FWIW Android phones are semi-decent at blocking this. I get about 3 a day through (Josh Shapiro you're my nemesis), but I get sent like 25.

Someone in my neighborhood is blasting Teenage Dirtbag and I'm going to go find out who so we can be friends.

Less dry, normal dry, extra dry...what are these concepts, dryer? Dry is not a spectrum. Shit is dry or it's not.

Alongside this fine racoon, you can find other wood carvings on my website! ✨ bisonrimant.fr

The recycling men gave my bin away. Sigh.

As a person who processes hundreds of applications a year, the slop doesn't get rejected because I think it's AI. It gets rejected because it's an endless word salad of meaninglessness. But I can tell it's AI, because as recently as two years ago, we didn't get applications like that, ever.

I knew this shit wouldn't be worth it. I knew better.

My cat stopped eating his expensive ass prescription food so my vet told me to contact their online pharmacy for a credit. Now I have 3 different online agents contacting me across 2 platforms and none of them have managed to get past the first step of asking me what I need, repeatedly.

Why do high schools have homecoming? It's not like in college where alumni come back or something. Who exactly is doing the coming home part?

My cat takes a liquid hydration supplement and my brain will not stop calling it slurp juice.

There were so many stool tests being ordered in Pennsylvania this summer that the labs had a 2-3 *week* turnaround rate, but sure let's do even less food safety! This is what everyone wanted right? MAHA!

He suuuuuuuuuuuucks

I was at the grocery store for literally two minutes, minding my own business looking at apples, and some jagoff came up and asked for my number and my hand in marriage. 🙃 I am 44 years old, when will men stop bothering me in public. When, God. When.

I'm trying to remember how to play Destiny and it is going hilariously. Damn I am incredibly bad at video games. I'm not even good at looking around. 😭

All this money, ahead in the polls by like 30 points, and he still has to spam text me twice daily despite being constantly blocked and reported. Cool cool cool. Thanks Josh.

I have a strong natural aversion to flim-flam men and one of the great confusions of my adulthood has been realizing many, many other people do not.

I went to an all Black deeply under resourced elementary school and ended up at an elite PWI. Your parents can, in fact, make up for the deficit. They just have to actually DO THAT. Not just complain at the principal. They have to actually engage in educating you.

Love to be the only one in the airport in a mask in a state with a big ass measles outbreak.

If ROOTS doesn't continue here it needs a new home or things will get worse @coreyoconnorpa.bsky.social. I don't like the sound of "the ROOTS program as a whole will continue, even without a fixed location."

Correct.

Mike Tomlin is so cute on TV I cannot.

Frail shit. Anyone else who wants to pile on trans people can go on ahead and follow suit and block me too.

I simply wouldn't put any individual trans person on blast like this, ever, particularly one with like 300 followers, if I had 98 *thousand* followers. What the fuck are we doing here George.

My recommended premise: It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

I almost never watch live TV and man, the commercials are INSANE.

PITTSBURGH i am coming back to Bottlerocket Social Hall on November 8th for two shows at 7pm and 9:30pm. come out and see me :)

It's Labor Day. A day born out of a working class uprising that helped shift working conditions. Here's the story of how it began, and how it matters today:

FINISH THEM

Good morning. Mason Heintschel's 453 passing yards yesterday were the third-most by a Pitt quarterback in school history - but they set the new record for passing in a regulation win.

It is very funny to stake out this "do you even understand" position about a book series that came out in 1997. Like girl we all understand, everyone on this website was born since then. You're not referencing some ancient scrolls here.

They always make me think of Beyoncé, the way they run on their lil clicky tip-toes. Tip tip tip on hardwood floors 🎶🤣

A story in 5 takes with the blanket progress. #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky.

my late summer yard: me:

I am always the person that gets hella bug bites no matter what and I've largely made peace with it, but I have two mosquito bites on my FACE and the disrespect is really pissing me off. Not my face you bastards.

Just scanned this for my film project & only remembered we had a copy yesterday as the last monuments were taken down in Richmond. I've never seen this image duplicated before, it is a man standing next to the Lee monument on Monument Ave with tobacco growing on all sides. From Valentine collection.