sleve mcdykeal

american culture is not made to export anything except for war and pointless art. if you are american and putting care into your art stop. that isn't your domain. go back to ranking shit on a tier list. slop country

get a man pregnant

bet straight men love this

stop doing community action! stop feeding the people you know and providing shelter to those who have none!! the only way we as a community can survive is if we abandon each other and vote! cloister away and post about how you should vote blue and change nothing!!

i was trying to think of what genre of music a transgender version of hamilton would be but it would still be rap just whiter

america is caught up in a eternal duel between a bunch of people having great sex and a bunch of dweebs who are utterly confounded by the concept of great sex at all

"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff

widget is such a good name for that thing. just a little fucking object. just a tiny thing.

yeah!

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

yeag

i do not understand what about this is giving quadruple d's tbh

Potion of Ridiculous Wiener

im women

me: oh shit its loki lol the android they got to replace tom hiddleston

cool well, you can engage in the Discourse Wars of "who is allowed to be a lesbian" I'm gonna be over here, bisexually lesbianing

good art is made by both “good” and “bad” people. and a “good” artist being outed as “bad” doesn’t automatically make their work bad art

online conservatives: WE USED TO BE FREAKS! WE USED TO BE DISGUSTING SHAMED FAT GREASY FREAKS. NOW WE HAVE WIVES AND JOBS AND SHIT. I HATE IT. PEOPLE USED TO GET MAD WHEN I SAID THE R WORD. GODDAMMIT

mac users freak me out

girl with a fat penis and regular sized boobs who

tismed up white boy with glasses named eric.... 😍 😍 😍

copyright is dumb

i respect you less if you cant handle gore, you're like less good at being a human

no way someone can make it to kid having age without having at least one paranoid delusion

they should have a big walk in refrigerator at the corner of every street in america with lots of celery at spinach and other vegetables in there that are free for anyone to take

they are so sad because when a baseball player stops playing he is shot to death like a dog with rabies.

will poulter looks like no human ever

No homos at pride

transsexuals, we are charlie kirk too! #carrythatflamesis

*grips my penis like a video game controller* i gotta get outta here *wildly lurches forward in an inhuman horrifying manner and speed away, seemingly without moving my feet*

the penis and balls industrial complex

i like the timid nerd girl who cuts herself and its literally so pretty

i stick the end of my phone charger into a running sink for a split second every time i have to use it just to feel the ecstasy of gambling with the life source of the tiny speaking object in my hands

Large High Elf

gay people are not sexy amd are not annoying but they are cool straight people are not cool or sexy they're just annoying bisexual people are annoying and sexy but they are not cool

this isnt even funny. whatever. whatever man. what the fuck ever man. you don’t even get it man. whatever man

every ghibli movie is: war bad but if you hurt big tree you have to be killed with a cool plane. unless its howls moving castle, then it's just mediocre

everything i post is to make this place worse

hey if you were feeling normal just now remember that you will die eventually

this is how you wake up from bottom surgery

i cant tell if i wish i was a twink bitch with a vagina and also a fat cock or a fat bitch with a vagina and also a twink cock

if i was killed i would drop several pens and spoiled meat

If that's England's choice, then so be it.

r/twosentencehorrorstory: girl inconspicuously sitting on a bean bag inviting you to sit with her. (the bean bag is secretly her balls)

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