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All my time not spent playing D&D is a god damn waste

Limbus. So considering that I can already spend lunacy on thread luxcavation faster then I can get it, and railway costs 25 modules for rewards, railway doesn’t seem that valuable?

Bruh my coworker is here microwaving a crab salad

Riding my e-scooter with front light, back light, helmet, and reflective bag. A cop came up to me and asked why I wasn’t wearing a high visibility vest. Wtf

What does it say about Chinese politics that you aren’t allowed to build a base in Arknights in the shape of a hammer and sickle. As if that’s a feasible thing to do anyway.

Rights for “kids” are rights for all trans people. Puberty just happens to occur to young people, and everyone naturally wants to begin transitioning when they’re young. It’s obvious unless you willingly ignore what puberty and aging are.

One time I was walking down the street, a black guy came up to me and asked me to pray with him, then he yelled "praise white jesus!" and headbutted me in the stomach

Doctors and nurses are voicing their objections. I-638 would require EVERY girl who wants to participate in sports to go through biological sex verification. That means expensive, invasive, and utterly gross examinations. Protect our kids and let them play. Vote NO on I-638

I gotta listen to this like twice every single day at work and I think it’s one of the most annoying songs I’ve ever fucking heard youtu.be/1C_fVnE3xHY?...

I'm going to kill this person

Tried investing in an index fund and I got $11 and then I lost $11. Honestly I kinda thought I'd just discovered an adult thing to do but now I'm thinking oh this is meaningless and I'll probably just lose everything when the bubble bursts. Thanks boomers.

“Imagine living in a cringe society where women can become teachers, doctors, scientists, soldiers, and politicians, instead of housewives and concubines, lmao.” This post was made by real anti-CCP Chinese patriots. 💪

What

Republicans: We want to kill all trans people Democrats: We want to politely kill all trans people

Yes you have YouTube premium but you don’t have premium YouTube premium so there are some videos you can’t listen to with the screen off but we aren’t going to tell you which ones

A liberal will always assume a communist is just ignorant, like somehow we've never heard of Stalin or something. Everything they learn from cultural osmosis is correct, everything we learn by studying is wrong. Somehow.

Fuck off

Thanks Facebook I needed to know this

Had a dream I was on Joe Rogan and he strangled me because I didn’t like a puppet show by Jordan Petersen

My genius manager tells us to take apart product A, use the parts to make product B, and then make product A 🙃

If you demand someone vote strategically for a certain candidate or party, then you are against democracy. If candidates don’t represent the will of the people then you don’t have democracy. So many people will demand you vote for whoever the Dems choose, but that’s literally dictatorship.

Why is the resurrection important in Christian theology? Jesus dies for our sins even if he stays dead. He goes to heaven whether he lives or dies. So what’s the point of it really? Honest question.

The president of south Korea posting “please don’t kill yourself” as their stock market craters is…. Bleak

I think Stalin may be the most lied about person in human history

One of the biggest problems with Limbus Company is that it takes an hour to understand an ID

If Harris runs, Dems lose. If Harris is the nominee, Dems want to lose. She will never win.

The funny thing about politics is that communists understand capitalism but capitalists don’t understand communism. One side of politics doesn’t even understand what it is they’re fighting for or against. That’s really sad.

US soldiers commit SA abroad. ICE commits SA domestically. The US is an SA machine. Soldiers and cops are bastards.

“Welcome back from your short vacation, you start work at 4 am” a glimpse into my manager’s mind

Nobody breaks more laws than cops.

You'd think that women in 40k, whether it's female space marines, custodes, etc, would be a niche topic that only chuds get upset about but it's actually REALLY common for people to whine about. People get really up in arms about it, as if gene seed was ever good lore to begin with.

My sibling just told me that Hitler and Mussolini are slightly worse than Lenin

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Perhaps the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to me is that if I respect direct action but I don’t agree with anarchist strategy that means I “hate the sin but not the sinner”

This guy spent 14 hours waiting for a squirrel to set off this Rube Goldberg Machine. [📹 Creezy] Original post

The US has been complicit in the Russian invasion of Ukraine from day 1 because sacrificing foreign lives around the world to fuel the military industrial complex is default US behavior but some people just refuse to learn this fact.

The absolute state of trans ally journalism

Did you guys know that god exists outside of time and space but also created the world in a certain amount of time and walked on certain parts of it? It’s a miracle

There’s a cult called r/China where westerners get together to talk about how glorious the USA and Taiwan are and if you discuss anything else they gang up on you and call you special proprietary insults. It’s weird.

Want to salute Hitler again

Can’t say shit on here without some clowns misinterpreting you, desperate to dunk on someone.