Sean Keane

@seankeane.bsky.social recaps the first win of the year

Great Shaqtin moment with Jaylin Williams helping Isaiah Hartenstein up while dribbling the ball but Hartenstein is out of bounds 😂

[velvet underground 'sunday morning' voice] michael jordan

@seankeane.bsky.social with the first recap of the season

Panthers coaches talking about how sick it was that the Eagles called a timeout with 4:20 on the clock.

Some advice for next season: "If you happen to be watching the baseball playoffs with your five-year-old nephew, angrily shouting 'Kyle Tucker!' is a great way to feel like you’re swearing without corrupting a minor."

must-read @seankeane.bsky.social pettiness

I always dreamed that someday someone would love me as much as Dave Roberts loves leaving a tired pitcher in too long during a playoff game.

A real human being and a real hero.

But I was told the WNBA doesn't make any money?

Hilarious explanation of the dual flagrant fouls in Valkyries-Wings where the rules expert just trailed off without explaining anything and they just had 10 seconds of dead air.

Saturdays are for the boys.

I wrote about the legendary and baffling PSA from Willie Mays warning children about the dangers of “blasting caps” www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisc...

As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all.

In my third year of marriage and still setting the thermometer to 69 every time.

Jordan Southerland won the dunk of the contest by combining a 6 foot high jump with a dunk 🤯

The Patty Barrels revenge game, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social

this news was made for this season ... and for @seankeane.bsky.social to write about it

“It’s just hard to believe that this was the Warriors’ master plan the whole time and that there were no opportunities better than waiting on LeBron James for four weeks.” www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...

Is it worth watching the Giants? No, probably not. So here are some other things to watch, from @seankeane.bsky.social

bad game, good @seankeane.bsky.social recap

Does Yamal bathe Messi on the pitch before or after the trophy presentation?

ACAB includes World Cup referees.

I thought Wojo coaching the Utah Jazz was the whitest possible NBA development until he literally started slapping the floor.

Very relieved to know that Belle Burden retained possession of her $400K key to a private Martha’s Vineyard beach after her divorce. #GirlBoss #LeanIn

Both coaches in England-Norway look like they’d have real problems with Indiana Jones.

They just subbed in two more Caucasians. We are witnessing history.

I am fairly sure I was the only fan at Summer League reading Belle Burden’s “Strangers” during timeouts.

He could have killed him. That’s pure out of control rage and violence, Bam Adebayo.

Felt terrible for the kid I was sitting behind at Summer League, who was wearing a very nice Walter Clayton, Jr. Utah Jazz jersey. That’s gonna kill at Coachella in 20 years, buddy!