SeanQ aka Stinky Peet

The abject terror I felt at hearing Shaggy's normal speaking voice

I could be wrong but the timing seems to line up - I think it was "The Apple Dumplin' Gang" at Cine-123 in North Haven, CT

LaMelo Ball taking more steps on this play than a church basement full of alcoholics.

Wastewater treatment fact: If you flush a dollar bill down the toilet, we'll find it, bleach it and use it to buy Doritos from the vending machine

This is what I should be doing instead of working on the computer all day

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

It is by no means certain that this woman was even shoplifting, but if you do ever see someone taking diapers or baby food, especially while carrying the baby they are for, you didn't see anything. I don't care if you are a retail worker, store security, even the manager, you saw nothing.

Ooh ooh ooh, ask me, I bet I know why!

RIP to one of my all-time favorite "that guy in that thing" actors.

Yes

We honest to God need two dozen more candidates like El-Sayed and Ossoff saying things like this, as often as possible and at loud volume.

Watch to the end, handled beautifully

Spent one day trying to hand out free sample boxes of cereal in a small grocery store, where most of the customers reacted like I was handing them a live spider.

Jesus, she looks like the transporter lost power 90% of the way through the transfer.

This is utterly unhinged

Sitting here pushing pixels at my desk while some people are out there living their dreams.

I killed a nun, and I liked it.

I thought the fall air felt a little crisper this evening

Post a meme made by you (I was embarrassingly proud of this one)

Props to the chef, I can't even tell where RFK hit it with his truck.

What exactly is mind boggling about this, when even legal visitors have a non-zero chance of getting swarmed by ICE at the airport and detained indefinitely without counsel.

Whomever created the Base Balderdash ads for MLB audio, and decided that "oppo taco" was a baseball real term anyone other than Joe Buck says, should be banned from every baseball field in North America. I don't care if their kid is playing tee ball - what I have written, I have written. #MLB

It looks like someone yassified @robdelaney.bsky.social

It looks like someone violently sneezed while holding a Trump marionette.

Hearing two songs in a row by the same classic rock artist on the radio, and wondering if someone in the band died or it's just Tuesday.

Oooh I bet Collins is mighty "concerned" now.

It was wonderful to spend Rosh Hashanah last week with Missy and Elaine, two lifelong Michiganders who welcomed me into their home and taught me about the sweet and joyous meaning of Rosh Hashanah.

mmygod

We are so thoroughly fucked.

He is so good at this job, he can't be a unicorn, there must be other people out there who can do this at all levels of government.

What you see on Wikipedia when you look up "punchable face."

I drew a comic strip.

Somehow not an Onion article.

Has it tried thinking about baseball?

The transparency under Mamdani is breathtaking. I feel like if it were possible to elect him President, he'd have the one of the aliens from Area 51 holding the Kuran at his inauguration.

Well uh, this is weirdly accurate