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We could pay off the national debt if we had a series of bitch slap a republican lotteries.

Yes, we've almost reached the top of the cliff.

The return of Mr. Smirky

“In the model that I would be using…” I would kick him square in the nuts and jump on his head with gravity accelerating my 160 pound body.

Dude is high AF

Mathematically... the fourth derivative is negative!!

Absolutely lying in the face of contrary evidence Cult

Uptick deceleration … Ya. Batshit crazy.

How Orwellian of him.

Stupid, creepy, weird dumbfuck.

I wanna be sure there is footage broadcast to all when the 💩 hits the fan for this lying sack of…well 💩.

Black is white. And this government is a very bad clown show. 🤡🤡🤡

Answers the question "What would it look like if serpents could smile?"

Mf is stoned out if his mind.

“I would like to remind all the passengers on board, that even though the plane is heading uncontrollably into low earth orbit, we shall be landing soon. Also, oxygen will be provided to passengers who yelped me five stars.”

Literally this.

I’m slowing down the car, despite my acceleration.

So, inflation is "decelerating" at the same time it's going up... How does that work?

Totally.

This jerk makes my skin crawl. 🤮

Looks like the constant bootlicking is taking its toll

Decelerating and uptick in same sentence! Sycophantic fool!

That at least makes sense. A rate of increase decreasing is possible. Inflation going down BECAUSE prices are rising is utter nonsense.

Hassett: "Up is literally down."

Liar liar. Inflation is skyrocketing due to Trump's illegal tariffs and soaring energy prices, which will force the Fed to significantly hike interest rates and potentially lead to a devastating stock market crash (which is increasingly possible due to AI overleverage).

Inflation going up is clearly proof that inflation is going down.

Alternate facts… tm Kellyanne Conway.

The president respects nothing.

Huh?

does he have pink eye

I’m going to run to the back of the line for seconds. 😁

With a baseball bat.

Came here to say this

It’s slowing down even if it is going faster

Am I alone in thinking he is such a weird looking man.

Up is down

Every time he speaks, I just want to slap that condescending smile off his face.

Upward ticks…isn’t a deceleration!

I really want to slap that stupid fucking grin off his face.

Hassett looks like he was rode hard in Dallas. Looking ruff

The Smiley Face Liar lies again. Quelle surprise

Yet again he is smiling while he is lying…it’s so tiresome…

If Penn doesn’t take legal action against this cheap Alvin-the-Chipmunk imitation to revoke his Phd, they deserve to rot in hell…….

That's not a thing you moron

The constant lying is sucking his soul. You can see he is becoming decrepit in real time.

Um... that clearly doesn't make any sense.

What a fool.

This guy. You have to be born like this, right? You can learn it?

This guy looks stoned all the time.

The most punchable face on the internet.

Who do you believe, me or your lying eyes?

They’re stealing from us while gaslighting

He's the guy version of Natalie.

Up is down. Right is wrong. Republicans have no shame and will say anything

Smug little asshole🤬

I despise this smiling, lying twerp.

He's not even good at gaslighting. Way too over the top.

smirking doublespeaker: inflation is going down while it goes up.

Hassett clearly went out with Kashless and Kegsbreath last night.

Guy looks like Rick Moranis in Space Balls after his ship stops in super hyper speed and he flies through the air. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 😆😆. What an ass hat.

Up is down. Bad is good. Crime is legal.

He's looking more and more like this guy from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Alternate deceleration is acceleration to normies.

☝️

Yes!!

From a van

I figured out why his face always looks like that. He wears a vibrating butt plug 24/7. Apologies in advance.

I’d rather imagine a two by four rammed into his bicycle spokes while he’s going at a fast clip.

OMG, Same! Seeing that shit-eating grin when he speaks annoys the hell out of me!

A face for Law and Order:SVU

If he's passing out candy to the kids it's from an old work van.

He always seems so happy to lie.

I so agree!! The definition/poster boy of “smirk”.

I feel that it is not as smirky as usual

Imagine having to look at him every day.

Exactly.

They are the people who make specially timed stock trades to boost their portfolio while millions of people suffer. Their humanity is gone.

In the upside down!

Up is the new down !

Keep smiling dude. You'll need it in prison.

If you're going to lie, probably should do it better than this. Plus, lay of the steak and tallow fries dude...looking a little puffy.

So, it's "transitory"?

“I have a full tank of gas in my car even though the needle is currently on E. The 'E' just stands for extra gas!”

Somebody slap him

All those lies with the facial expression of a grandpa whose mind is on what grandma used to look like.

Well, well, Mr Smirky. When it goes down it's a "trend", when it goes up, it's an "uptick". Maybe it's the opposite; there was a "downtick" in the upward "trend" caused by insane tariff wars & the military war in Iran Trump respects the independence of the Fed. Hahaha. Ask Jerome about that, asshole

What goes up, must come down Spinning lies, round and round

War is Peace

Klown boy

Hassett: just turn the zero upside-down and we are all just fine. Everything is Fine.

Dickweed.

"slight uptick" Translation: diesel is $5.60 in Georgia.

Up is down. In is out. “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

I think he thinks constantly grinning like an idiot makes him more likable. It doesn't.

Gets stopped by a cop and explains he was over the limit but it is not so bad because he was picking up speed when the cop clocked him.

Aaaaaaand yup it’s bullshit.

Jesus, what happened to him?

Speeding up at a slower rate is the new slowing down.

I never trusted a man that has a constant smirk on his face.

The most punchable face in America

No one wants this smiling muppet on their screen

This dumb, feckless motherfucker 😠

Down is up. Black is white. He thinks we are all stupid.

"Trust me when I say the third derivative is looking pretty ok."

Watched The Family a couple weeks ago. Scary. But not surprising in the least.

I want to rip that fukkin smirk of his face and if I were anywhere near him I would want to try.

Fuck this guy - Pretty much Everyone in the United States

best one yet!

Why does he look like he fell down the steps while sleepwalking?

Imagine having a job in which you are expected to go out and say something nonsensical every single day. Then imagine actually believing the nonsense you say.

Hassett: I'm going to smile all through this interview and my responses because I'm lying through my teeth and I make shit up to protect the Pedophile in Chief.

Up is down and down is up ….what’s so confusing 🤷

He's looking tough. Did he attend too many Grindr BDSM parties in Dallas?