Secret Base

Secret Base

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we tell sports stories. you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!

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now you can enjoy the timberwolves’ stupidity on YouTube! youtu.be/2aR6wMwOtxc?...

youtu.beYou had two chances, Timberwolves!YouTube video by Secret Base
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HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?!? Okay, maybe that’s a little rude, but the Minnesota Timberwolves had two chances to select Steph Curry in the 2009 NBA draft, and they did not. www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

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i applaud them for trying some new things but this season of nfl feels pretty messy. relying too much on injuries fueling tension. "every team is bad" is a cool idea but not quite hitting. new showrunner maybe?

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welp, today we were supposed to announce our video strategy pivot of pursuing a 20 year hall of fame worthy nfl coaching career as the springboard for wholesome minecraft content. guess that niche is now filled. back to the drawing board.

Secret Base
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coming soon on Patreon: a new run of COLLAPSE. it's uhhh pretty easy to guess who this first one is about but it'd be cool if you pretend it's not

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now on YouTube! youtu.be/4lpoK0OWa3k?...

youtu.beThe Celtics betrayed Rick Fox. It turned out great for him.YouTube video by Secret Base
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Rick Fox's whole ... deal might not have happened if Rick Pitino just kept his promises www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

patreon.comThe Celtics betrayed Rick Fox. It turned out great for him. | Secret BaseThe Celtics betrayed Rick Fox. It turned out great for him. by Secret Base on Patreon. Join Secret Base's community for exclusive content and updates.
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just realized that somewhere out there is a juggalo gigolo

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"too stinky, too sick, and too skilled." not only do these terms describe ryan, seth, and will, but they're also the reasons that they found for why people have lost their jobs. so, the guys talked about these bizarre events. www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

patreon.comThe worst ways to lose your job | Secret BaseHey, it's Will. Two equally important notes off the bat: Everyone at Secret Base is good, no job loss here, this was just a topic of interes
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NEW INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO 1) BREAK INTO TELEVISION OR 2) BURN SOME CASH: SEEKING EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS TO FUND "UNDERCOVER JUDGE" AND/OR "STINK COURT"

Secret Base
@secretbase.bsky.social
Secret Base@secretbase.bsky.social

"too stinky, too sick, and too skilled." not only do these terms describe ryan, seth, and will, but they're also the reasons that they found for why people have lost their jobs. so, the guys talked about these bizarre events. www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

patreon.comThe worst ways to lose your job | Secret BaseHey, it's Will. Two equally important notes off the bat: Everyone at Secret Base is good, no job loss here, this was just a topic of interes
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i know at least one of these is one of the sprouse twins

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Trivia question of the day is “can you name both people on this graphic” and it’s harder than you’d think for most