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That is some heinous shit. Fuck that guy.

Right on cue to my last post, my 5th grader brought home these test scores today. Read to your kids people.

Reading to your kids is basically giving them ~45 minutes a night of non-screen based media that you control completely. Across a childhood, you can do a lot with that.

It’s beside the point, but she has written two absolutely amazing middle reader books. Magnolia Wu Unfolds It All, and The Moon Without Stars.

I love Henry Miller so much I named a person after him.

@ashmackenzie.bsky.social is there a full color version of this panel somewhere? Because I literally flipped the page, stopped reading and told my daughter, “You really need to see this.”

What a legendary sunset tonight. I hope someone else in #nyc got a better picture of it than I did.

@sadandyellow.bsky.social happy birthday!

Pritzker: So here’s the truth, plain and simple: Our state is under siege. Not by protesters, immigrants, the deep state, the press, Canada or Mexico or Greenland, Antifa or Jewish space lasers or pride parades. No. Our state's under siege by a petty, corrupt man in Washington.

Who the fuck besides us could invade Canada, and how? I’m a proponent of Hanlon’s Razor, but the alternative to malice is that JD Vance the dumbest couch fucker in the world.

I’d really like to make it to the PNW and the northern plains at some point. Still haven’t found a reason to go to Arkansas yet. whereidlive.com/s/vmt4ggx5

If I had the DNC’s checkbook, I’d be plastering billboards across the reddest parts of the country with “Pain at the pump? Thank Trump”

It’s not always like this, but @thehudsonvalley.com does have its moments.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

It’s also worth remembering that the founding fathers ≠ the framers of the Constitution. There was over a decade between the Declaration of Independence and the drafting of the Constitution. Some overlap, sure. But different men with different objectives.

I had never understood the rage that led to the Third Amendment, until watching those goons squat in our businesses, eat our food and then abduct the cooks who served it, sleep in our beds and then terrorize the janitors who made them. And occupying army.

These are the same motherfuckers who had a problem with wearing masks in 2020.

Somehow, last night was only the second most underwhelming set of balls dropping in Stephen Miller’s life.

@thisdoesnotcompute.bsky.social did you see this? www.reddit.com/r/VintageApp...

Don’t beat yourself up JD, that’s barely even top 25 for dumbest shit you’ve said, and truly offensive shit is a different list entirely.

Studio Ghibli turns 41 today!

Someone needs to check Brunson’s height after putting a whole championship on his back.

Oh, how I love this kid. 😂

Scott Pelley as he walks out the door:

@mayor.nyc.gov WTF!I just saw that your administration has nixed the QueensLink. Do you hate layups or something?

These fucking ghouls. Every time I think this administration has hit rock bottom, they find a way to go lower.

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

daaaamn london

Really tired of stories calling things a blow to Democrats when they are actually a blow to democracy

Wow. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. RIP SXSW.

I want to know who the dude in the brown shoes is. It’s like he looked as Ted Cruz and thought “that look would work for me.”

How absolutely shameful on the part of this administration.

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community! 🏳️‍⚧️

body dysmorphia? uh yeah my body is a prison and i swallowed the key

Happy first contact day! (Don’t mind the bruising, that’s just what happens when the doctor does your blood draw instead of delegating)

If you see this, post a rabbit.

I need to find where I can buy this sticker.

I had to stifle a laugh when I saw this. 😂

In a city filled with chains restaurants, it’s good to know Old Town is still hitting after well over a century.

@innercitypress.bsky.social did you just walk out of SDNY?

Hell if a morning for a building fire. Right along the parade route too.

JFC, what kind of hell is Florida?

This is about as close to SDNY as I like to get.

Jokes on me! I have to go down to SDNY for the next four days of work. #fml

This is the angriest I have ever heard Andy Kim. I know he doesn’t sound too angry, but this is like an 8.5/10 for him.