Crispin Boyer

Why prove it when you can loot it? No need to deduce it—here's a preview of 'Loot It', composed by Jim Dooley. youtu.be/ICu6X2QLh68

@seejackboyer.bsky.social hey, thanks for writing my kid’s new favorite book, on top of all those EGM issues I read as a teenager.

We call all of Arcadia’s enigmatic facilitators of unlawful behavior to tune in to Designation Unknown, the Wireless home of in-the-know reprobates! Courtesy of Sub Rosa, it’s time for a taste of ‘Anti-Auntie’s Choice’. youtu.be/OF3eiSaQp9o

Sunday sheepin'.

Riker the mini-mule enjoys an active lifestyle.

Today marked the first time our mammoth donkey Data stood for the farrier without sedation. We've been working with her for a long time to reach this milestone, so we're pretty excited. The rest of the herd's happy to have their nails done, too. A good sesh all around.

I really hate how much I love Moon Man whenever I load up The Outer Worlds 2... I hope he has new commentary and things to snark at me about for each DLC. ☠️♥️

We are still looking for a hen friend for Jennifer, the racing pigeon we rescued from the middle of the road two years ago. In the meantime, she remains our favorite garage companion and a reliably detail-oriented supervisor for any project.

We're trapped by the goose driveway blockade. Send snacks.

Gotta stay on your toes (hooves?) when you share the local watering hole with a white park longhorn steer.

We're out here dodging hurricanes like it's the bullet-time scene from The Matrix.

Hey, I compiled one of the wireless serials from The Outer Worlds 2. This one's really good! Big Gain Hunter, yeah! youtu.be/2EksWguUEuo?...

All the episodes of I,Redcloak. From The Outer Worlds 2! youtu.be/800ra7B2LQI?...

Lala was a bad storm. Power might not be restored for a week. But we got our farm family all tucked up before the long, windy night and they are all happily grazing in the sunshine today. Cleanup will take a while and I'm worried this El Nino season is just getting started.

The Hilo Orchid Show is lit.

ICYMI - We updated our recent patch notes for The Outer Worlds 2 to mention a few narrative improvements - and some brand new additions - that were included in that release.

Little Serama family living their best life in our garden.

A year ago today we welcomed Dorothy and her baby filly Geordi to their forever home. They've bonded with their farm family. Their personalities have really come out. Volume up at the 43 second mark to hear Geordi root and toot.

All I wanted for my birthday was a mule hug from Riker and access to valuable senior discounts and I got both.

Personal milestone: After ten years as an Amazon top-seller, my book "Why? 1,111 Answers to Everything" just received its 15,000th review, overwhelmingly positive except for a few gripes about too many references to evolution in a science-facts book published by National Geographic.

It was my partner's birthday so we went to the Hawaii Tropical Botanical Garden, which was so picturesque and serene I feel like it was my birthday, too.

Lawn-care team out in full force today.

Fresh from voice directing Outer Worlds 2, we are THRILLED to welcome back the amazing Katelyn Gault to teach this insightful 3 hour video game workshop! Learn tips from a working voice director and actor, and grab your seat while you can! soundonstudio.com. 🪐🎙️

Riker warp 6 engage.

Love my lunchtime donkey breaks/serenades.

the start menu is a crpg dialogue. this is possibly the funniest joke i've ever seen in a crpg.

Get a load of this guy.

Sunset over Haleakalā.

Donkey hugs for everybody.

Shout out to 19th century English artist John Emms for painting this portrait of our micro-mini donkeys Dorothy and Geordi more than a century ago.

The calm before the next Kona storm.

One passenger filming another.

At the end of every rainbow is a white park Scottish mini longhorn heifer. Prove me wrong.

We got exactly 40,000 inches of rain in the last couple of weeks, which means the herd needs to get back to mowing the yard.

Donkey hugs are a real thing and thank goodness for that.

Our serama hen is broody and her life partner is supportive.

Get along, little donkeys (and little mule bringing up the rear).

Scooching our little d"Anver family home before this weekend's storm.